THE BOOK OF CONTS

WELCOME TO THE BOOK OF CONTS!

WHAT IS A CONT?

This might be the first question you have. CONT is short for contributor. A contributor in the FFUK league can take many forms, Simply by joining our WhatsApp or Facebook groups you are a CONT. Take part in a video or write a post on the website you are definitely a CONT. Maybe you follow us on Twitter or WordPress, you are a CONT. As long as you get involved with us then you are a CONT in our eyes.

I know what you are thinking…

“Of course we need a Glossary for the WhatsApp group!”

You will be amazed to hear this isn’t the first time I had thought of a glossary, but Pete told me I was being ridiculous so i told him to STFU. However now with a new season underway and new members in the league it seemed a good time. Even Mr Side Games agreed so here it is. It’s not for everyone but some people might find it useful and if nothing else its a handy place to keep a record of who supports who in the group πŸ˜‰

So lets get on with it. Here is THE BOOK OF CONTS. About time too.

THE BOOK OF CONTS

THE FFUKERS

  • Chris G aka C-Max aka Galls – Chelsea
  • Pete C aka djpete aka the stalker – Chelsea
  • Alex Kassner – Arsenal
  • Andrew Clarke – Bradford
  • Andy Caulfield – Man Utd
  • Andy Faulkner aka Bungle – Man Utd
  • Ben Carter – Liverpool
  • Ben Eastwood – Man Utd
  • Ben Pycz – Man Utd
  • Craig Sharman – Man Utd
  • Damien O’Neill – Leeds
  • Dan Calabrese – Arsenal
  • Danny Finnigan aka Finners aka – Leeds
  • Danny Hardwick aka Fisherman Dan – Man Utd
  • Daron Russell aka Vlogster aka Phroneboy – Man Utd
  • Donald Macaulay – Liverpool
  • Duncan Hannigan aka Quizmaster – Liverpool
  • Grant Lawrie – Man Utd
  • Jake Walker – Spurs
  • James Amar – Arsenal
  • James Page Chatton aka JPC aka Jimmy – Liverpool
  • James Simpson – Arsenal
  • Jamie Davis – Fulham
  • Jamie Stewart aka JDS aka Right Said Fred aka Countdown – Sheffield Weds
  • Jamie Shuell – Man City
  • Jason Beale aka Bealer – Chelsea
  • Jimmy Spence aka Louie – Man Utd
  • John Harper – Arsenal
  • Jordan Davison – Newcastle Utd
  • Joseph Colliass – Oxford Utd
  • Kris Martin aka Coldplay – Liverpool
  • Lewis Bell – Liverpool
  • Mark Leathem aka Leafy – Man City
  • Mark Tarbox aka Starbux – Arsenal
  • Mark Turnbull – Watford
  • Matt Reid aka Reidy – Sheffield Wednesday
  • Max Walker – Leeds
  • Neil Goodwin – Liverpool
  • Neil Gordon – Liverpool
  • Nick Hardie – Bradford
  • Paul Baker aka Bakes – West Ham
  • Paul Browne – Liverpool
  • Phil Smith – Bradford
  • Rich Harrison aka Ratty – West Ham
  • Richard Green – Liverpool
  • Rob Harding aka Robskins – Watford
  • Sam Blake aka Blakey – Spurs
  • Scott Volker aka the Phoenix – Spurs
  • Sean Colohan aka Coolers – Newcastle United
  • Sean Griffin – Liverpool
  • Steve Coffen – Spurs
  • Steve Cronin aka Statto – Chelsea
  • Stu Allen – Everton
  • Stuart Newton – Liverpool
  • Tim McEwan aka Mr Side Games aka Snow Patrol – Everton
  • Toby Glicher – Arsenal
  • Tom Newman – Arsenal
  • Trevor Dennison aka Trev – Spurs
  • Vinny Siracusa – Spurs
  • Yabah Turnbull – Man Utd

If I have missed an AKA out let me know and I will update the list!

Total in group = 60

FFUKERS BY TEAM SUPPORTED

  • Liverpool 12
  • Man Utd 10
  • Arsenal 8
  • Spurs 6
  • Chelsea 4
  • Leeds Utd 3
  • Bradford 3
  • Everton 2
  • West Ham 2
  • Watford 2
  • Newcastle Utd 2
  • Sheffield Wednesday 2
  • Man City 2
  • Fulham 1
  • Oxford Utd 1
PL MANIACS

THE GAME

Now let us turn our attention to to FPL itself and a few abbreviations that may be useful

  • Ass = Assist
  • NAG or 🐴 or 🐎 = No assist given
  • WGTA= Who got the assist?
  • GW = Gameweek eg. GW1
  • DGW = Double Gameweek eg. DGW37
  • TC = Triple Captain Chip
  • BB = Bench Boost Chip
  • FH = Free Hit
  • WC = Wildcard
  • CS = clean sheet
  • OOP = Out of Position
  • POO = Reverse Out of Position

KDB

THE PLAYERS

Finally, this game is all about the players and some of them are harder to say than others. Therefore we have abbreviated many, and in the future more will be required. We will attempt to update this page as the years go by. One day people will marvel at this. Maybe.

In no particular order – or perhaps getting more and more obscure would be a better way to put it:

  1. KDB = Kevin De Bruyne AKA The Ginger Prince (Man City)
  2. DDG = David De Gea (Man Utd)
  3. PEA = Pierre Emeric Aubameyang aka Auba aka Bubba (Arsenal)
  4. RLC = Ruben Loftus Cheek (Chelsea)
  5. VVD = Virgil Van Dijk (Liverpool)
  6. TAA = Terence Trent Arnold (Liverpool)
  7. DCL = Dominic Calvert Lewin (Everton)
  8. RVLP = Rajiv Van La Parra (Huddersfield)
  9. CHO = Callum Hudson Odoi (Chelsea)
  10. JWP = James Ward Prowse (Southampton)
  11. AMN = Ainsley Maitland Niles (Arsenal)
  12. AWB = Aaron Wan Bissaka aka The Special Wan (Palace)
  13. BEM = Bruno Ecuele Manga (Cardiff)
  14. MLM = Maxime Le Marchand (Fulham)
  15. KSY = Ky Sung Yeung (Newcastle)
  16. KWP = Kyle Walker Peters (Spurs)
  17. MGW = Morgan Gibbs White (Wolves)
  18. OGS = Ole Gunnar Solsjkaer (Man Utd)
  • Then it gets even more random. Some players its obvious, some less so. Some we just need emoji’s for!

    1. 40 = Winks
    2. Agsy = Aguero aka Kun
    3. BAINES – Baines aka Sir Leighton
    4. Bavies = Ben Davies
    5. Bendy = Ben Mendy aka Benjy
    6. Bilva = Bernardo Silva
    7. Bobby = Firmino
    8. DAAAAAAAAAN – Scott Dann
    9. Dilva = David Silva
    10. πŸ‘€ = Ozil
    11. Fab = Fabregas
    12. Guddy = πŸ‘ŸπŸ‘Ÿ = Gudmonsson (Burnley)
    13. ⚠️ = Hazard
    14. πŸŒ€ = Kane
    15. ITSA = Knockaert
    16. Jam Rag = Tammy Abraham aka Japan flag (dont ask)
    17. 🦁 = Mane
    18. MC = Hamer
    19. Mignoletin = Mignolet
    20. Mitrobitch = Mitrovic
    21. Nendy = Nampalys Mendy
    22. Ox πŸ‚ = Oxlade Chamberlain
    23. Praying πŸ™ = Jesus
    24. Ram 🐏 sea 🌊 emoji = Ramsey
    25. Rum πŸ₯ƒ Loo 🚽 emoji = Lukaku (Rumelu)
    26. πŸ₯— emoji = Salah aka Mo
    27. πŸ’· = Sterling
    28. Sneeze 🀧 emoji = Ake
    29. Tape πŸ“Ό = Lacazette (La Cassette) or Tape emoji
    30. Tavies = Tom Davies
    31. Thirsty = Drinkwater
    32. YES = Ndidi
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    HAZARD WARNING!

    Can you think of any others i have missed? I’m sure there are more so let us know and I will update this list.

    Chris

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