THE BOOK OF CONTS

WELCOME TO THE BOOK OF CONTS!

WHAT IS A CONT?

This might be the first question you have. CONT is short for contributor. A contributor in the FFUK league can take many forms, Simply by joining our WhatsApp or Facebook groups you are a CONT. Take part in a video or write a post on the website you are definitely a CONT. Maybe you follow us on Twitter or WordPress, you are a CONT. As long as you get involved with us then you are a CONT in our eyes.

I know what you are thinking…

“Of course we need a Glossary for the WhatsApp group!”

You will be amazed to hear this isn’t the first time I had thought of a glossary, but Pete told me I was being ridiculous so i told him to STFU. However now with a new season underway and new members in the league it seemed a good time. Even Mr Side Games agreed so here it is. It’s not for everyone but some people might find it useful and if nothing else its a handy place to keep a record of who supports who in the group 😉

So lets get on with it. Here is THE BOOK OF CONTS. About time too.

THE BOOK OF CONTS

THE FFUKERS

  • Chris G aka C-Max aka Galls – Chelsea
  • Pete C aka djpete aka the stalker – Chelsea
  • Alex Kassner – Arsenal
  • Andrew Clarke – Bradford
  • Andy Caulfield – Man Utd
  • Andy Faulkner aka Bungle – Man Utd
  • Ben Carter – Liverpool
  • Ben Eastwood – Man Utd
  • Ben Pycz – Man Utd
  • Craig Sharman – Man Utd
  • Damien O’Neill – Leeds
  • Dan Calabrese – Arsenal
  • Danny Finnigan aka Finners aka – Leeds
  • Danny Hardwick aka Fisherman Dan – Man Utd
  • Daron Russell aka Vlogster aka Phroneboy – Man Utd
  • Donald Macaulay – Liverpool
  • Duncan Hannigan aka Quizmaster – Liverpool
  • Grant Lawrie – Blackburn Rovers
  • Jake Walker – Spurs
  • James Amar – Arsenal
  • James Page Chatton aka JPC aka Jimmy – Liverpool
  • James Simpson – Arsenal
  • Jamie Davis – Fulham
  • Jamie Stewart aka JDS aka Right Said Fred aka Countdown – Sheffield Weds
  • Jamie Shuell – Man City
  • Jason Beale aka Bealer – Chelsea
  • Jimmy Spence aka Louie – Man Utd
  • John Harper – Arsenal
  • Jordan Davison – Newcastle Utd
  • Joseph Colliass – Oxford Utd
  • Kris Martin aka Coldplay – Liverpool
  • Lewis Bell – Liverpool
  • Mark Leathem aka Leafy – Man City
  • Mark Tarbox aka Starbux – Arsenal
  • Mark Turnbull – Watford
  • Matt Reid aka Reidy – Sheffield Wednesday
  • Max Walker – Leeds
  • Neil Goodwin – Liverpool
  • Neil Gordon – Liverpool
  • Nick Hardie – Bradford
  • Paul Baker aka Bakes – West Ham
  • Paul Browne – Liverpool
  • Phil Smith – Bradford
  • Rich Harrison aka Ratty – West Ham
  • Richard Green – Liverpool
  • Rob Harding aka Robskins – Watford
  • Sam Blake aka Blakey – Spurs
  • Scott Volker aka the Phoenix – Spurs
  • Sean Colohan aka Coolers – Newcastle United
  • Sean Griffin – Liverpool
  • Steve Coffen – Spurs
  • Steve Cronin aka Statto – Chelsea
  • Stu Allen – Everton
  • Stuart Newton – Liverpool
  • Tim McEwan aka Mr Side Games aka Snow Patrol – Everton
  • Toby Glicher – Arsenal
  • Tom Newman – Arsenal
  • Trevor Dennison aka Trev – Spurs
  • Vinny Siracusa – Spurs
  • Yabah Turnbull – Man Utd

If I have missed an AKA out let me know and I will update the list!

Total in group = 60

FFUKERS BY TEAM SUPPORTED

  • Liverpool 12
  • Man Utd 9
  • Arsenal 8
  • Spurs 6
  • Chelsea 4
  • Leeds Utd 3
  • Bradford 3
  • Everton 2
  • West Ham 2
  • Watford 2
  • Newcastle Utd 2
  • Sheffield Wednesday 2
  • Man City 2
  • Fulham 1
  • Oxford Utd 1
  • Blackburn Rovers 1

PL MANIACS

THE GAME

Now let us turn our attention to to FPL itself and a few abbreviations that may be useful

  • Ass = Assist
  • WGTA= Who got the assist?
  • GW = Gameweek eg. GW1
  • DGW = Double Gameweek eg. DGW37
  • TC = Triple Captain Chip
  • BB = Bench Boost Chip
  • FH = Free Hit
  • WC = Wildcard
  • CS = clean sheet
  • OOP = Out of Position
  • POO = Reverse Out of Position
  • Bin Dippers = affectionate term for Liverpool fans
  • Rents = similar thing for Chelsea fans
  • Rippers = Our Yorkshire contingent

KDB

THE PLAYERS

Finally, this game is all about the players and some of them are harder to say than others. Therefore we have abbreviated many, and in the future more will be required. We will attempt to update this page as the years go by. One day people will marvel at this. Maybe.

In no particular order – or perhaps getting more and more obscure would be a better way to put it:

  1. KDB = Kevin De Bruyne AKA The Ginger Prince (Man City)
  2. DDG = David De Gea (Man Utd)
  3. PEA = Pierre Emeric Aubameyang aka Auba aka Bubba (Arsenal)
  4. RLC = Ruben Loftus Cheek (Chelsea)
  5. VVD = Virgil Van Dijk (Liverpool)
  6. TAA = Terence Trent Arnold (Liverpool)
  7. DCL = Dominic Calvert Lewin (Everton)
  8. RVLP = Rajiv Van La Parra (Huddersfield)
  9. CHO = Callum Hudson Odoi (Chelsea)
  10. JWP = James Ward Prowse (Southampton)
  11. AMN = Ainsley Maitland Niles (Arsenal)
  12. AWB = Aaron Wan Bissaka aka The Special Wan (Palace)
  13. BEM = Bruno Ecuele Manga (Cardiff)
  14. MLM = Maxime Le Marchand (Fulham)
  15. KSY = Ky Sung Yeung (Newcastle)
  16. KWP = Kyle Walker Peters (Spurs)
  17. MGW = Morgan Gibbs White (Wolves)

Then it gets even more random. Some players its obvious, some less so. Some we just need emoji’s for!

  1. 40 = Winks
  2. Agsy = Aguero aka Kun
  3. BAINES – Baines aka Sir Leighton
  4. Bavies = Ben Davies
  5. Bendy = Ben Mendy aka Benjy
  6. Bilva = Bernardo Silva
  7. Bobby = Firmino
  8. DAAAAAAAAAN – Scott Dann
  9. Dilva = David Silva
  10. Eyes emoji = Ozil
  11. Fab = Fabregas
  12. Guddy = Two Shoe emojis = Gudmonsson (Burnley)
  13. Hazard emoji = Hazard
  14. Hurricane emoji = Kane
  15. ITSA = Knockaert
  16. Jam Rag = Tammy Abraham aka Japan flag (dont ask)
  17. Lion emoji = Mane
  18. MC = Hamer
  19. Mignoletin = Mignolet
  20. Mitrobitch = Mitrovic
  21. Nendy = Nampalys Mendy
  22. Ox emoji = Oxlade Chamberlain
  23. Praying emoji = Jesus
  24. Ram, sea emoji = Ramsey
  25. Rum, Loo emoji = Lukaku (Rumelu)
  26. Salad emoji = Salah aka Mo
  27. Snake emoji = Sterling (you can thank Liverpool fans for that one)
  28. Sneeze emoji = Ake
  29. Tape = Lacazette (La Cassette) or Tape emoji
  30. Tavies = Tom Davies
  31. Tennis ball emoji = Wilson
  32. Thirsty = Drinkwater
  33. YES = Indidi
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HAZARD WARNING!

Can you think of any others i have missed? I’m sure there are more so let us know and I will update this list.

Chris

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