WELCOME TO THE BOOK OF CONTS!
YOUR GUIDE TO THE FFUK WHATSAPP GROUP!
For those that are new to the league and, in particular the WhatsApp group, this is a handy guide (probably) and has been updated for the new season. Some messages may make slightly more sense when you have seen the glossary below and there is also a list of all the FFUKers who are in the group along with their AKAs and their supported team. Did you know 20 different teams are now represented in the group? Plus new for this season you can also see each FFUKer’s final league position from last season!
WHAT IS A CONT?
This might be the first question you have. CONT is short for contributor. Of course. A contributor in the FFUK league can take many forms, Simply by joining our WhatsApp group you are a CONT. Take part in a video or write a post on the website you are definitely a massive CONT. Maybe you follow us on Twitter or WordPress or you have joined the FFUK Facebook group, you are a CONT. As long as you get involved with us then you are a CONT in our eyes.
I know what you are thinking…
“Of course we need a Glossary for the WhatsApp group!”
You will be amazed to hear this isn’t the first time I had thought of a glossary, but Pete told me I was being ridiculous so I told him to STFU. However now with a new season underway and new members in the league it seemed a good time. Even Mr Side Games agreed so here it is. It’s not for everyone but some people might find it useful and if nothing else its a handy place to keep a record of who supports who in the group 😉
So lets get on with it. Here is THE BOOK OF CONTS. About time too.
THE FFUKERS
With last season’s FFUK finishing position in brackets (2018/2019)
- Chris G aka C-Max aka Galls – Chelsea (19th)
- Pete C aka djpete aka the stalker – Chelsea (23rd)
- Alex Kassner – Arsenal (157th)
- Alex Sadlier – Man Utd (84th)
- Andrew Clarke – Bradford (103rd)
- Andy Caulfield – Man Utd (83rd)
- Andy Faulkner aka Bungle – Man Utd
- Andy Heath – Stoke (NEW)
- Ben Carter – Liverpool (88th)
- Ben Eastwood – Man Utd (121st)
- Ben Pycz – Man Utd (20th)
- Craig Sharman – Man Utd (129th)
- Damien O’Neill – Leeds (14th)
- Dan Calabrese – Arsenal (191st)
- Danny Finnigan aka Finners aka – Leeds (109th)
- Danny Hardwick aka Fisherman Dan – Man Utd (101st)
- Daron Russell aka Phroneboy – Man Utd (16th)
- Donald Macaulay – Liverpool (44th)
- Duncan Hannigan aka Quizmaster – Liverpool (69th)
- Grant Lawrie – Man Utd (46th)
- Jake Walker – Spurs (206th)
- James Amar – Arsenal (10th)
- James Downie – Aston Villa (NEW)
- James Nalepa – Huddersfield Town (NEW)
- James Page Chatton aka JPC aka Mystic Jimmy – Liverpool (132nd)
- James Simpson – Arsenal (60th)
- Jamie Davis – Fulham (61st)
- Jamie Stewart aka JDS aka Right Said Fred aka Countdown – Sheffield Weds (11th)
- Jamie Shuell – Man City (102nd)
- Jason Beale aka Bealer – Chelsea (166th)
- Jimmy Spence aka Louie – Man Utd (45th)
- John Harper – Arsenal (5th)
- Jordan Davison – Newcastle Utd (2nd)
- Joseph Colliass – Oxford Utd (73rd)
- Lewis Bell – Liverpool (12th)
- Mark Leathem aka Leafy – Man City (7th)
- Mark Storrar – QPR (29th)
- Mark Tarbox aka Starbux – Arsenal (150th)
- Mark Turnbull – Watford (94th)
- Matt Reid aka Reidy – Sheffield Wednesday (21st)
- Max Walker – Leeds (205th)
- Nathan Ennis – Liverpool (NEW)
- Neil Gordon – Liverpool (179th)
- Nick Hardie – Bradford (79th)
- Paul Baker aka Bakes – West Ham (126th)
- Paul Browne – Liverpool (228th)
- Phil Smith – Bradford (91st)
- Rich Harrison aka Ratty – West Ham (125th)
- Richard Green – Liverpool (65th)
- Rob Harding aka Robskins – Watford (40th)
- Roni Friel – Bournemouth (NEW)
- Sam Blake aka Blakey – Spurs (36th)
- Scott Volker aka the Phoenix – Spurs (170th)
- Sean Colohan aka Coolers – Newcastle United (4th)
- Sean Griffin – Liverpool (117th)
- Steve Coffen – Spurs (156th)
- Steve Cronin aka Statto – Chelsea (18th)
- Stu Allen – Everton (37th)
- Stuart Newton – Liverpool (42nd)
- Tim McEwan aka Mr Side Games aka Snow Patrol snow ❄️👮♂️- Everton (9th)
- Toby Glicher – Arsenal (144th)
- Tom Newman – Arsenal (53rd)
- Trevor Dennison – Spurs (120th)
- Vinny Siracusa – Spurs (8th)
- Yabah Turnbull – Man Utd (215th)
If I have missed an AKA out let me know and I will update the list!
Total in group = 65
FFUKERS BY TEAM SUPPORTED
- Liverpool 11
- Man Utd 11
- Arsenal 8
- Spurs 6
- Chelsea 4
- Leeds Utd 3
- Bradford 3
- Everton 2
- West Ham 2
- Watford 2
- Newcastle Utd 2
- Sheffield Wednesday 2
- Man City 2
- Fulham 1
- Oxford Utd 1
- QPR 1
- Stoke 1
- Villa 1
- Huddersfield Town 1
- Bournemouth 1
THE GAME
Now let us turn our attention to to FPL itself and a few abbreviations that may be useful
- Ass = Assist
- NAG or 🐴 or 🐎 = No assist given
- WGTA= Who got the assist?
- GW = Gameweek eg. GW1
- DGW = Double Gameweek eg. DGW37
- TC = Triple Captain Chip
- BB = Bench Boost Chip
- FH = Free Hit
- FT = Free Transfer
- WC = Wildcard
- CS = clean sheet
- OOP = Out of Position
- POO = Reverse Out of Position
- 🧤 = Save as in good save/big save
- 🍟 = chip
- 👁️ = VAR
THE PLAYERS
This game is all about the players and some of them are harder to say than others. Therefore we have abbreviated many, and in the future more will be required. We will attempt to update this page as the years go by. One day people will marvel at this. Maybe.
In no particular order – or perhaps getting more and more obscure would be a better way to put it:
- KDB = Kevin De Bruyne AKA The Ginger Prince (Man City)
- DDG = David De Gea (Man Utd)
- PEA = Pierre Emeric Aubameyang aka Auba aka Bubba (Arsenal)
- OGS = Ole Gunnar Solsjkaer (Man Utd)
- RLC = Ruben Loftus Cheek (Chelsea)
- VVD = Virgil Van Dijk (Liverpool)
- TAA = Trent Alexander Arnold (Liverpool)
- DCL = Dominic Calvert Lewin (Everton)
- CHO = Callum Hudson Odoi (Chelsea)
- JWP = James Ward Prowse (Southampton)
- AMN = Ainsley Maitland Niles (Arsenal)
- AWB = Aaron Wan Bissaka aka The Special Wan (Man Utd)
- KSY = Ky Sung Yeung (Newcastle)
- KWP = Kyle Walker Peters (Spurs)
- MGW = Morgan Gibbs White (Wolves)
For some players we can just use Emojis:
- 🤮 = Gross
- 🏀 = Dunk
- 🎯 = Matt Targett
- 🦇 = Batshuayi or Batman
- 🐜 Tonio = Antonio
- 💩 🗝 = Pukki
- 🔫 🐶 = Gundog an
- ⛑️ = Doc aka Doherty
- 🍾 = Jack Cork
- 🚶♂️= Walker
- 🥃 = Hennessey
- 💪 = Armstrong
- 🧦 🆓 = Sokratis
- 🐣 = Gosling
- 🧢 💩 = Capoue
- 👑 = King
- 🎱 🐽 🍫 = Paul Pogba
- 👀 👨🏻 = Lookman
- 🌀 (Hurricane) = Kane
- 🦁 = Mane
- 🐂 = The Ox AKA Oxlade Chamberlain
- Rum 🥃 Loo 🚽 = Lukaku (Rumelu)
- 🥗 = Salah aka Mo
- 💷 = Sterling aka Raz
- Sneeze 🤧 = Ake
- 📼 = Tape AKA Lacazette (La Cassette)
- Praying 🙏 = Jesus
- 🗡 = Billy Sharp
- 👟👟 = Guddy Two Shoes/Gudmonsson (Burnley)
- 👀 = Ozil
- 👖 = Pepe
- 🥃 = Jack Grealish
Then it gets even more random. Some players its obvious, some less so:
- 40 = Winks
- Agsy aka Kun = Aguero
- BAINES – Baines aka Sir Leighton
- Bavies = Ben Davies
- Bendy = Ben Mendy
- Bilva = Bernardo Silva
- Bobby = Firmino
- DAAAAAAAAAN – Scott Dann
- Dilva = David Silva
- ITSA = Knockaert
- Tammy = Tammy Abraham
- MC = Hamer
- Mignoletin = Mignolet
- Mitrobitch = Mitrovic
- Nendy = Nampalys Mendy
- Tavies = Tom Davies
- Thirsty = Drinkwater
- YES = Ndidi
Can you think of any others i have missed? I’m sure there are more so let us know and I will update this list.
For guidelines as to what is and what isn’t generally allowed in the WhatsApp Group check out the SOCIAL page and for more rules check out the RULES page. Obvs.
Thanks for reading!
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