THE BOOK OF CONTS – YOUR GUIDE TO THE FFUK WHATSAPP GROUP

The FFUK community support & embrace the individuality & nuances of people & the diversities in society.

We do not accept & will not tolerate discrimination of any kind whether it be overt or subtle in nature.

Please post, share & contribute with kind & thoughtful intentions as not to distress or offend any of our members.

THE GAME

First lets turn our attention to to FPL itself and a few abbreviations that may be useful, some of these are more prevalent than others:

• Ass = Assist
• NAG or 🐴 or 🐎 = No Assist Given
• WGTA= Who got the assist?
• GW = Gameweek eg. GW1
• DGW = Double Gameweek eg. DGW37
• TC = Triple Captain Chip
• BB = Bench Boost Chip
• FH = Free Hit
• FT = Free Transfer
• WC = Wildcard
• CS = clean sheet
• OOP = Out of Position
• POO = Reverse Out of Position
• 🧤 = Save as in good save/big save
• 🍟 = chip
• 📺👁️ = VAR

THE PLAYERS

This game is all about the players and some of them are harder to say than others. Therefore we have abbreviated many of them. In no particular order:

1. KDB = Kevin De Bruyne AKA The Ginger Prince (Man City)
2. DDG = David De Gea (Man Utd)
3. PEA = Pierre Emeric Aubameyang aka Auba aka Bubba (Arsenal)
4. OGS = Ole Gunnar Solsjkaer (Man Utd)
5. RLC = Ruben Loftus Cheek (Chelsea)
6. VVD = Virgil Van Dijk (Liverpool)
7. TAA = Trent Alexander Arnold (Liverpool)
8. DCL = Dominic Calvert Lewin (Everton)
9. CHO = Callum Hudson Odoi (Chelsea)
10. JWP = James Ward Prowse (Southampton)
11. AMN = Ainsley Maitland Niles (Arsenal)
12. AWB = Aaron Wan Bissaka aka The Special Wan (Man Utd)
13. KSY = Ky Sung Yeung (Newcastle)
14. KWP = Kyle Walker Peters (Southampton)
15. VDB = Van De Beek (Man Utd)

For some players we can just use Emojis:

1. 🤮 = Gross
2. 🏀 = Dunk
3. 🎯 = Matt Targett
4. 🦇 = Batshuayi or Batman
5. 🐜 onio = Antonio
6. 🔫 🐶 = Gundog an
7. ⛑️ = Doc aka Doherty
8. 🍾 = Jack Cork
9. 🚶‍♂️= Walker
10. 🥃 = Hennessey
11. 💪 = Armstrong
12. 🧦 🆓 = Sokratis
13. 🧢 💩 = Capoue
14. 👑 = King
15. 🎱 🐽 🍫 = Paul Pogba or Pog
16. 👀 👨🏻 = Lookman
17. 🌀 (Hurricane) = Kane
18. 🦁 = Mane
19. 🐂 = The Ox AKA Oxlade Chamberlain
20. 🥗 = Salah aka Mo
21. 💷 = Sterling aka Raz
22. Sneeze 🤧 = Ake
23. 📼 = Tape AKA Lacazette (La Cassette)
24. Praying 🙏 = Jesus
25. 🗡 = Billy Sharp
26. 👟👟 = Guddy Two Shoes/Gudmonsson (Burnley)
27. 👀 = Ozil
28. 👖 = Pepe
29. 🥃 = Jack Grealish
30. 🍖 = James Rodriguez (Hames)
31. ⚡= Anthony “Flash” Gordon
32. 🥒 = Jeff Hendrick (Cucumber slice)
33. ☕ = Helder Costa
34. 🌳 = Mason Greenwood
35. 🩲 = Kalvin Phillips
36. 🍆 = Robin Koch

Then it gets even more random. Some players its obvious, some less so:

1. 40 = Winks
2. Agsy aka Kun = Aguero
3. BAINES – Baines aka Sir Leighton
4. Bavies = Ben Davies
5. Bendy = Ben Mendy
6. Bilva = Bernardo Silva
7. Bobby = Firmino
8. DAAAAAAAAAN – Scott Dann
9. ITSA = Knockaert
10. Tammy = Tammy Abraham
11. MC = Hamer
12. Mitrobitch = Mitrovic
13. Nendy = Nampalys Mendy
14. Tavies = Tom Davies
15. Thirsty = Drinkwater
16. YES = Ndidi

And finally, here is everyone in the group, along with the team they support, their FFUK finishing position last season and any AKA’s.

THE FFUKERS

There are 91 in total in the group as of the start of this season. The most we have ever had!

Can you think of any AKAs or emojis we have missed? If so let us know and we can update accordingly.

Thanks for reading and always look after yourself and each FFUKer!