THE BOOK OF CONTS – YOUR GUIDE TO THE FFUK WHATSAPP GROUP

WELCOME TO THE BOOK OF CONTS – YOUR GUIDE TO THE FFUK WHATSAPP GROUP!

Welcome to the Book of Conts, the thing you never knew you needed… Until now! 

If you are here then you are (probably) in the FFUK WhatsApp group. Good job by you on that. 
 
Pete and Chris started the group with a few mates but it has grown exponentially and now over 90 of the league have joined, meaning it has exceeded any expectations we ever had. With that, we have had to introduce some rules so that everything runs smoothly. 
 
New this season – we have also introduced a code of conduct:
 
The FFUK community support & embrace the individuality & nuances of people & the diversities in society.
We do not accept & will not tolerate discrimination of any kind whether it be overt or subtle in nature.
Please post, share & contribute with kind & thoughtful intentions as not to distress or offend any of our members.
 
Put simply, as long as you remember that this is a football group and keep it football related then you will be ok. 
 
Please also remember that not everyone knows each other and we have fans representing 24 different clubs from all around the country.
 
And here they are in a beautiful pie chart:

FFUK WHATSAPP GROUP TEAMS

But this post isn’t all about rules and codes of conduct it is also a helpful tool. 
 
Here is a glossary of terms that we use regularly in the group. This is handy for all of us but for any newcomers to the group it will introduce you to lots of emojis and acronyms that we regularly use. 
 
So if you are searching for answers to questions like “Why do they keep posting a horse emoji?” then you are in the right place.

NAG

THE GAME

First lets turn our attention to to FPL itself and a few abbreviations that may be useful, some of these are more prevalent than others:

  • Ass = Assist
  • NAG or 🐴 or 🐎 = No Assist Given
  • WGTA= Who got the assist?
  • GW = Gameweek eg. GW1
  • DGW = Double Gameweek eg. DGW37
  • TC = Triple Captain Chip
  • BB = Bench Boost Chip
  • FH = Free Hit
  • FT = Free Transfer
  • WC = Wildcard
  • CS = clean sheet
  • OOP = Out of Position
  • POO = Reverse Out of Position
  • 🧤 = Save as in good save/big save
  • 🍟 = chip
  • 📺👁️ = VAR

KDB

THE PLAYERS

This game is all about the players and some of them are harder to say than others. Therefore we have abbreviated many of them. In no particular order:

  1. KDB = Kevin De Bruyne AKA The Ginger Prince (Man City)
  2. DDG = David De Gea (Man Utd)
  3. PEA = Pierre Emeric Aubameyang aka Auba aka Bubba (Arsenal)
  4. OGS = Ole Gunnar Solsjkaer (Man Utd)
  5. RLC = Ruben Loftus Cheek (Chelsea)
  6. VVD = Virgil Van Dijk (Liverpool)
  7. TAA = Trent Alexander Arnold (Liverpool)
  8. DCL = Dominic Calvert Lewin (Everton)
  9. CHO = Callum Hudson Odoi (Chelsea)
  10. JWP = James Ward Prowse (Southampton)
  11. AMN = Ainsley Maitland Niles (Arsenal)
  12. AWB = Aaron Wan Bissaka aka The Special Wan (Man Utd)
  13. KSY = Ky Sung Yeung (Newcastle)
  14. KWP = Kyle Walker Peters (Southampton)
  15. VDB = Van De Beek (Man Utd)

 

For some players we can just use Emojis:

  1. 🤮 = Gross
  2. 🏀 = Dunk
  3. 🎯 = Matt Targett
  4. 🦇 = Batshuayi or Batman
  5. 🐜 onio = Antonio
  6. 🔫 🐶 = Gundog an
  7. ⛑️ = Doc aka Doherty
  8. 🍾 = Jack Cork
  9. 🚶‍♂️= Walker
  10. 🥃 = Hennessey
  11. 💪 = Armstrong
  12. 🧦 🆓 = Sokratis
  13. 🧢 💩 = Capoue
  14. 👑 = King
  15. 🎱 🐽 🍫 = Paul Pogba or Pog
  16. 👀 👨🏻 = Lookman
  17. 🌀 (Hurricane) = Kane
  18. 🦁 = Mane
  19. 🐂 = The Ox AKA Oxlade Chamberlain
  20. 🥗 = Salah aka Mo
  21. 💷 = Sterling aka Raz
  22. Sneeze 🤧 = Ake
  23. 📼 = Tape AKA Lacazette (La Cassette)
  24. Praying 🙏 = Jesus
  25. 🗡 = Billy Sharp
  26. 👟👟 = Guddy Two Shoes/Gudmonsson (Burnley)
  27. 👀 = Ozil
  28. 👖 = Pepe
  29. 🥃 = Jack Grealish
  30. 🍖 = James Rodriguez (Hames)
  31. ⚡= Anthony “Flash” Gordon
  32. 🥒 = Jeff Hendrick (Cucumber slice)
  33. ☕ = Helder Costa
  34. 🌳 = Mason Greenwood
  35. 🩲 = Kalvin Phillips
  36. 🍆 = Robin Koch

Then it gets even more random. Some players its obvious, some less so:

  1. 40 = Winks
  2. Agsy aka Kun = Aguero
  3. BAINES – Baines aka Sir Leighton
  4. Bavies = Ben Davies
  5. Bendy = Ben Mendy
  6. Bilva = Bernardo Silva
  7. Bobby = Firmino
  8. DAAAAAAAAAN – Scott Dann
  9. ITSA = Knockaert
  10. Tammy = Tammy Abraham
  11. MC = Hamer
  12. Mitrobitch = Mitrovic
  13. Nendy = Nampalys Mendy
  14. Tavies = Tom Davies
  15. Thirsty = Drinkwater
  16. YES = Ndidi

And finally, here is everyone in the group, along with the team they support, their FFUK finishing position last season and any AKA’s.

THE FFUKERS

NAME TEAM 2020 AKA
Alex Kassner Arsenal 87th  
Alex Sadlier Man Utd 77th  
Ameet Shah Arsenal NEW  
Andrew Clarke Bradford 206th  
Andy Caulfield Man Utd 165th  
Ben Carter Liverpool 11th  
Ben Eastwood Man Utd 57th  
Ben Pycz Man Utd 64th  
Chris Galloway Chelsea 59th C Max / C Dog / Gallers
Chris Smith Arsenal NEW  
Craig Sharman Man Utd 80th  
Damien O’Neill Leeds 8th Damo
Dan Gunner Man Utd 65th  
Dan Humby Liverpool NEW  
Danny Finnigan Leeds 196th Finners
Danny Hardwick Man Utd 100th  
Daron Russell Man Utd 53rd Daz
Darryl James Arsenal NEW  
Dean Collins West Ham 102nd  
Donald Macaulay Liverpool 94th Don Mac
Duncan Hannigan Liverpool 43rd  
Eddie Fitzpatrick Man Utd NEW  
Grant Lawrie Man Utd 1st  
Jack Mosley Man City NEW  
Jack Rackley Chelsea 177th  
Jake Rawkins Southampton 137th  
Jake Walker Spurs 70th  
James Amar Arsenal 69th Jamar/ Space Cowboy
James Downie Aston Villa 74th JD
James Nalepa Huddersfield 134th  
James Page Chatton Liverpool 45th JPC
James Simpson Arsenal 91st  
Jamie Davis Fulham 29th  
Jamie Shuell Man City 193rd  
Jamie Stewart Sheff Weds 3rd JDS / Right Said Fred / Countdown
Jason Beale Chelsea 108th Bealer
John Harper Arsenal 148th  
John Parkinson Man Utd 4th JP
John Stevens Ipswich Town NEW  
Jon Bryant Brentford NEW  
Jonty Cooke Arsenal 71st  
Jordan Davison Newcastle 12th  
Joseph Colliass Oxford Utd 38th  
Justin McCarthy Liverpool 6th JMAC
Kevin O’Reilly Man Utd NEW  
Lawrence Sprigings Fulham 83rd  
Lewis Bell Liverpool 60th  
Liam Green Leicester NEW  
Marc Phillips Spurs NEW  
Mark Harrison Chelsea NEW  
Mark Leathem Man City 82nd  
Mark Storrar QPR 28th  
Mark Tarbox Arsenal 128th The Box
Mark Turnbull Watford 96th  
Mark Wood Chelsea NEW  
Matt Baldwin QPR NEW  
Matt Reid Sheff Weds 31st Reidy
Max Walker Leeds 234th  
Mike Moors Man Utd NEW  
Neil Gordon Liverpool 135th  
Nick Hardie Bradford 101st  
Nick Maston Leicester NEW  
Paul Baker West Ham 2nd Bakes
Paul Browne Liverpool 149th  
Pete Cronin Chelsea 7th The Stalker / DJ Pete
Pete Hayes Man Utd 19th  
Phil Redgrave Bradford NEW  
Phil Smith Bradford 30th  
Rich Harrison West Ham 161st Ratty
Richard Green Liverpool 17th  
Richard Willis Hutchinson Liverpool 32nd Penfold
Rob Harding Watford 239th Robskins
Roni Friel Celtic 27th  
Ross Hassell Man Utd NEW  
Sam Blake Spurs 61st Blakey
Scott Hassell Chelsea 118th  
Scott Volker Spurs 241st  
Sean Colohan Newcastle 129th Coolers
Sean Griffin Liverpool 25th  
Steve Coffen Spurs 15th  
Steve Cronin Chelsea 42nd Statto
Steven Almond Liverpool 67th  
Stuart Allen Everton 50th Stu Blu
Stuart Newton Liverpool 85th Stu New
Tim McEwan Everton 5th Snow Patrol
Toby Glicher Arsenal 37th  
Tom Newman Arsenal 90th  
Tom Spicer Luton Town 213th  
Trev Dennison Spurs 68th  
Vinny Siracusa Spurs 56th  
Yabah Turnbull Man Utd 207th  

There are 91 in total in the group as of the start of this season. The most we have ever had!

Can you think of any AKAs or emojis we have missed? If so let us know and we can update accordingly.

Thanks for reading and always look after yourself and each FFUKer!

Chris
 
 

One thought on “THE BOOK OF CONTS – YOUR GUIDE TO THE FFUK WHATSAPP GROUP

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s