GW5 REVIEW – HURRICANE

This is the story of the HarryKane (Hurricane) “Pistol shots ring out in a bar room night! Enter Manuel Lanzini from the other bench, he sees Mourinho in a pool of blood, I say my god he’s killed the Spurrrrrrrs,” Here comes the story of the HarryKane, 2 goals and an assist to his name, […]

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GW4 REVIEW – WHAT’S GOING ON?

And breathe. After a crazy start to the season the international break gives us a chance to take stock and try and make some sense of what we’ve seen so far. The scores resemble something from a Pathé video reel, perhaps fitting given the historic times we’re living in, and plenty of ink has been […]

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GW38+ REVIEW – ALL MY LIFE

WELCOME TO THE GW38+ REVIEW – ALL MY LIFE Wow. It is finally over, the longest fantasy season on record. How is everyone feeling? Well done to everyone for making it all the way through. We will quickly dissect the final GW action before moving on to the important matter of confirming all prize winners. […]

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GW 34+ REVIEW: BAKER STREET

Winding your way into Baker’s Lead This weeks tune is in honour of long time leader and world number 2007, Mr. Paul Baker (1st). But with his once mighty lead of 50+ points down to 19 are the wheels starting to come off? That’s right, we’ve entered the mind games stage of the season. ‘Squeaky […]

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GW33+ REVIEW: THE BEAT GOES ON

Gameweek 33+ produced a weird set of games. Looking through the scores, there were no nil-nils, and yet the matches – the ones I watched at least – were dull AF. Maybe it’s because there are no fans. Maybe the players are just tired, or confused by playing league games in July. Or perhaps it’s […]

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GW29 REVIEW – CHAOS

Welcome to the GW29 REVIEW – CHAOS Is the gameweek actually over? Head in a spin? Do you even know what day it is? The double that never was. At 1.30am this morning City announced that the final match of GW29 was off as a precaution. Fantasy managers all over the UK woke up to […]

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GW28 REVIEW – BLANKETY BLANK

Gameweek 28 was the first proper ‘blank’ of the FPL season, with the League Cup Final causing Man City, Aston Villa, Arsenal and some scrubbers from Sheffield all to have the weekend off from Premier League football. And with these missing fixtures, it doesn’t take a brainiac to see where the theme for this review […]

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GW27 REVIEW – CANNONBALL

Welcome to the GW27 REVIEW – CANNONBALL Still a bitter Conts taste in my mouth Still Aguero from 12 yards leaves me laced with doubt Still owning Lundstram is passé, what’s going on Still a little bit of a stamp, you fail to witness. Still a little bit of your shoulder the ball hasn’t kissed […]

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GW24 REVIEW – SMASH SOMETHING

Welcome to the GW24 REVIEW – SMASH SOMETHING The first double gameweek is one of those times every fantasy manager looks forward to. There are points to be earned. Chips to play. Hits can be taken with far less guilt. And we allow ourselves to dream. However it isn’t always plain sailing. Sometimes things that […]

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