Welcome to the GW36 REVIEW – GOOD RIDDANCE I’d been looking forward to the GW for quite a while. I’d saved my chips / tokens accordingly, played my Wild Card in GW34, lined up my (fifteen) ‘ducks’ all (theoretically) playing twice and engaged the Bench Boost, for the glorious DGW (36). As I locked-in my […]


Episode 35 – Star Wars Day

WELCOME TO THE GW35 REVIEW – MAY THE 4th BE WITH YOU Happy Star Wars Day FFUKers Like any other Star Wars Story we start with the Dark Side. The early kick off featuring the reds away to Newcastle. The team news was all important for FFUKers with TAA (0) & Salah (1) benched. How […]

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GW34 Review – samba

Boa tarde FFUKers, bem vindo a GW34 Review – SAMBA Short turn around this week gents so i am going to crack on, a distinctly Brazilian feel to this one with the 3 amigos doing the business at the weekend. Eddie had a dream … not quite on minus 17, however my word what a […]

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GW33 REVIEW – mad season

Welcome to the gameweek 33 review and after the week, no, season I’ve had. I just think I will let the song say it for me. I feel stupid but I know it won’t last for long And I’ve been guessing And I could’ve been guessing wrong Forgive my indulgence, it’s an affliction I have […]

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GW28 REVIEW – Cash is KING!

WELCOME TO THE GW28 REVIEW – CASH IS KING It was the best of times; it was the worst of times…Some times maybe good, some times maybe shit…Football, bloody hell… ~ A three-line summary of GW28! The fact I’ve got a window shorter than the Jesse Marsch new manager bounce to write this review up […]

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GW27 REVIEW – Caught In A Trap

WELCOME TO THE GW27 REVIEW – CAUGHT IN A TRAP Welcome to the GW 27 review where once again “we’re caught in a trap” of double gameweekers failing to deliver. Burnley were this week’s villains with Weghorst (3) doing nothing for the 33% of ffukers who captained him and two brave souls who triple captained […]

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WELCOME TO THE GW25 REVIEW – COLD HEART In truth it was some time ago that I volunteered to pen the Valentines Massacre Review. The bitter divorcee and Evertonian had lots of reasons to be Cold Hearted back then. Fast forward a few months and Super Frankie Lampard has replaced Rafa and this Cold Heart […]