GW5 REVIEW – HURRICANE

This is the story of the HarryKane (Hurricane) “Pistol shots ring out in a bar room night! Enter Manuel Lanzini from the other bench, he sees Mourinho in a pool of blood, I say my god he’s killed the Spurrrrrrrs,” Here comes the story of the HarryKane, 2 goals and an assist to his name, […]

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GW32+ THE GAMBLER

So the new champions played with a hangover and got spanked by the wounded Pepro Dollar Citizens! What is that hoody all about Pep? For one so stylish that’s a bit Sports Direct mate!  Anyway no one in Liverpool really cared a dot, except for FFUKers like me due to having TAA & Robbo netting me zero points between […]

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GW19 REVIEW – RIGHT BACK

Well what a Christmas treat that GW was, full of drama, controversy and a mix of template and differential points a plenty! As its Christmas in FFUK terms AKA Boxing day fixtures I’ve given you x2 tunes to enjoy in this GWR, I hope you enjoy them as much as you did reading about Stu’s […]

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LOCKED IN

  ARE YOU LOCKED IN? My original plan was to write an article about the new Mahrez or the next Michu, but after significant research I realised there aren’t any this season so let’s quickly move on!! Instead, I’d like to discuss one of the most universally recognised and debilitating conditions known to man… LOCKED IN […]

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PROFILE – LIVERPOOL FC

FFUK Liverpool FC Profile by Duncan Hannigan, Mersey Paradise – Get Back As I scribe this I languish in a lowly 107th place in the league, so this profile comes with a massive quality waiver. That being said, like a true Liverpool fan I can always harp on about what could have been in the 2014 […]

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