GW24 REVIEW – LOVEFOOL

Welcome to the GW24 REVIEW – LOVEFOOL Happy Valentines FFUKers! As I send this review out on a day that certainly splits opinions… I ask a simple question, were you a Lovefool this GW (Didn’t Captain Haaland, Benched Saka and or Saliba, had Areola in goal, ignored Jota, Diaz or Darwin even with a DGW next […]

GW10 REVIEW – Who put the cont into controversial

WELCOME TO THE GW10 REVIEW – Halloween Horror show! So I’m going to blast you with some stats that speak for themselves in this review but it would be remiss of me doing this GW 10 review if I didn’t focus on the Halloween horror show that is the Conts and the 13 evictions that […]

GW23 REVIEW – EYE KNOW I LOVE YOU BETTER

WELCOME TO THE GW23 REVIEW – EYE KNOW I LOVE YOU BETTER May I cut this dance to introduce myself as the chosen one to speak….. about GW 23 What a week in the world, a Double Game Week that included City and Arsenal assets, Valentines Day which resulted in 7 Conts being evicted (more […]

gw13 review – Substitute

You think we look pretty good togetherYou think my shoes are made of leather But I’m a substitute for another guyI look pretty tall but my heels are highThe simple things you see are all complicatedI look pretty young, but I’m just back-dated, yeah The simple things you see are all complicated…… If ever there […]

GW6 REVIEW – HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW

WELCOME TO THE GW6 REVIEW – HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW? The two Golden Boot winners in Salah & Son scoring 3 & 2 points respectively this GW – How you like me now? A Liverpool clean sheet with the expensively assembled TAA and Robertson scoring 1 point each – How you like me now […]

GW33 REVIEW – TOO MUCH PRESSURE

WELCOME TO THE GW33 REVIEW – TOO MUCH PRESSURE! Using your best Gogglebox voice over impression – With the Gameweek that gave us the quote “Oh Jesus, Mary & Joseph an the Wee Donkey” Alan Shearer and Thierry Henry inducted into the Premier League Hall of Fame and another trophy-less season for Spurs, not to […]

GW22 REVIEW – I AM THE RESURRECTION

Welcome to the GW22 REVIEW – I AM THE RESURRECTION Well well well…… what a week for me to be on GWR duty, Utd win 9-0 to 9 men Southampton reserves and Liverpool lose at home to Brighton, whilst City march on! What a strange season this is with so many crazy permutations. I think […]

GW5 REVIEW – HURRICANE

This is the story of the HarryKane (Hurricane) “Pistol shots ring out in a bar room night! Enter Manuel Lanzini from the other bench, he sees Mourinho in a pool of blood, I say my god he’s killed the Spurrrrrrrs,” Here comes the story of the HarryKane, 2 goals and an assist to his name, […]

GW32+ THE GAMBLER

So the new champions played with a hangover and got spanked by the wounded Pepro Dollar Citizens! What is that hoody all about Pep? For one so stylish that’s a bit Sports Direct mate! Anyway no one in Liverpool really cared a dot, except for FFUKers like me due to having TAA & Robbo netting me zero points between […]

GW19 REVIEW – RIGHT BACK

Well what a Christmas treat that GW was, full of drama, controversy and a mix of template and differential points a plenty! As its Christmas in FFUK terms AKA Boxing day fixtures I’ve given you x2 tunes to enjoy in this GWR, I hope you enjoy them as much as you did reading about Stu’s […]