gw13 review – Substitute

You think we look pretty good togetherYou think my shoes are made of leather But I’m a substitute for another guyI look pretty tall but my heels are highThe simple things you see are all complicatedI look pretty young, but I’m just back-dated, yeah The simple things you see are all complicated…… If ever there […]

GW6 REVIEW – HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW

WELCOME TO THE GW6 REVIEW – HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW? The two Golden Boot winners in Salah & Son scoring 3 & 2 points respectively this GW – How you like me now? A Liverpool clean sheet with the expensively assembled TAA and Robertson scoring 1 point each – How you like me now […]

GW33 REVIEW – TOO MUCH PRESSURE

WELCOME TO THE GW33 REVIEW – TOO MUCH PRESSURE! Using your best Gogglebox voice over impression – With the Gameweek that gave us the quote “Oh Jesus, Mary & Joseph an the Wee Donkey” Alan Shearer and Thierry Henry inducted into the Premier League Hall of Fame and another trophy-less season for Spurs, not to […]

GW22 REVIEW – I AM THE RESURRECTION

Welcome to the GW22 REVIEW – I AM THE RESURRECTION Well well well…… what a week for me to be on GWR duty, Utd win 9-0 to 9 men Southampton reserves and Liverpool lose at home to Brighton, whilst City march on! What a strange season this is with so many crazy permutations. I think […]

GW5 REVIEW – HURRICANE

This is the story of the HarryKane (Hurricane) “Pistol shots ring out in a bar room night! Enter Manuel Lanzini from the other bench, he sees Mourinho in a pool of blood, I say my god he’s killed the Spurrrrrrrs,” Here comes the story of the HarryKane, 2 goals and an assist to his name, […]

GW32+ THE GAMBLER

So the new champions played with a hangover and got spanked by the wounded Pepro Dollar Citizens! What is that hoody all about Pep? For one so stylish that’s a bit Sports Direct mate! Anyway no one in Liverpool really cared a dot, except for FFUKers like me due to having TAA & Robbo netting me zero points between […]

GW19 REVIEW – RIGHT BACK

Well what a Christmas treat that GW was, full of drama, controversy and a mix of template and differential points a plenty! As its Christmas in FFUK terms AKA Boxing day fixtures I’ve given you x2 tunes to enjoy in this GWR, I hope you enjoy them as much as you did reading about Stu’s […]

GW12 REVIEW – TOUGH AT THE TOP

Welcome the GW12 REVIEW – TOUGH AT THE TOP Its Tough At The Top I’ve chosen this little liquid DnB classic of Lock Stock fame to sum up this game week. Citeh went from 2nd to 4th Liverpool stretching their lead to 8 points… “once I haaaad a dream” is a line in the tune […]

TRANSFERS – DON’T LOOK BACK IN ANGER

Hello fellow FFUKers I trust you are all well and tinkering away with ideas nicely during the international break. To help with the lack of FPL action I thought I’d raise the topic of TRANSFERS as food for thought during this lean and baron period! Transfers are clearly the corner-stone of success or indeed failure […]

LOCKED IN

ARE YOU LOCKED IN? My original plan was to write an article about the new Mahrez or the next Michu, but after significant research I realised there aren’t any this season so let’s quickly move on!! Instead, I’d like to discuss one of the most universally recognised and debilitating conditions known to man… LOCKED IN […]