GW12 REVIEW – TOUGH AT THE TOP

Welcome the GW12 REVIEW – TOUGH AT THE TOP Its Tough At The Top I’ve chosen this little liquid DnB classic of Lock Stock fame to sum up this game week. Citeh went from 2nd to 4th Liverpool stretching their lead to 8 points… “once I haaaad a dream” is a line in the tune […]

GW11 REVIEW – BATTERING RAM

GW11 REVIEW – BATTERING RAM Kudos to Pete Cronin (153rd) for stepping in at short notice and completing the last GW Review. He’s Chris Galloways (244th) Right-Hand Man for good reason!! Pete’s now passed the baton onto me. This will be my eighth Review; does that make me Chris’s Left-Hand Man? Hmmm, I wonder which […]

GW10 REVIEW – HELL

Who knew that Leicester would score 9 goals on Friday night. I’m not bitter. This means that x4 Leicester players hit double figures, Maddison and Barnes got amongst it too and all the defence got clean sheet points. Owning none of them hurt a little. Tim Krul saved two bloody penalties against United. Lolz. […]

MILK PLATE – ROUND 1 DRAW

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me. I lift my lamp beside the golden door …… to the Milk Plate! The Statue of Liberty knows her fantasy football (even if she is French!). She knows […]

CUPDATE – ROUND 1 STANDINGS

GW9 REVIEW – SHOUT

Welcome to the GW9 REVIEW – SHOUT FFUK. Shout. Let it all out. These are the things I could do without. Oh Come on. The above is a polite version of what happened over the weekend. Thanks to Tears for Fears for the song, the season playlist has been updated for your listening pleasure. Another […]

PLAYER OWNERSHIP – REBOOTED

PLAYER OWNERSHIP – REBOOTED Stats, eh? You can interpret them any way you like. But when the figures are there, staring you in the face in black and white, they just can’t be argued with. Which is just as well if you’re a fantasy football manager (think I can safely say that’s everyone reading this). […]

GW8 REVIEW – SMILE

Welcome to the GW8 REVIEW – SMILE Smile,Though your heart is achin’Smile,Even though it’s breakin’When there are are clouds in the skyYou’ll get by… If you smileThrough your fear and sorrowSmile,And maybe tomorrowYou’ll see the sun come shinin’ through,For you… If you have seen the excellent new movie JOKER you will recognise this one. Who […]

CUPDATE – COUNTDOWN TO ROUND 1

GW7 REVIEW – DISAPPOINTED

WELCOME TO THE GW7 REVIEW – DISAPPOINTED FPL can be a cruel game. Actually, perhaps that’s the key – if we thought of it as just a game where the outcome didn’t really matter, it definitely wouldn’t be as cruel. But to us FFUKers it’s more than just a game. Considering how cruel a game […]