GW22 REVIEW – KILL INGS ME SOFTLY

FFUK INGS FOCUS Now there are a couple of things that happen when you play fantasy football for a long time. The first is that players, get a rep. You know what I mean, some players, everyone else does well with, not you, oh no. It doesn’t matter who it is, when you bring them […]

GW21 REVIEW – 2020 VISION

How do, folks. It’s the start of a new year and a new decade. So, let’s put everything into focus and inspect January’s first gameweek… with 2020 vision! (No originality here.) But first, an appropriately-titled track. Needing little introduction, the classic from Johnny Nash: 20 quick (re)viewpoints: 1 Jamie Vardy (0) went MIA for the […]

CUPDATE – MILK PLATE 2nd ROUND RESULTS & 3rd ROUND DRAW

Round 2 of the Milk Plate concluded at the end of December’s 6-week Gamemonth . Round 3 is already officially underway with Gameweek 21 marking the start of the January Gamemonth. Don’t forget that January culminates in the first double Gameweek of the season, with Liverpool and West Ham each having two fixtures. Well one […]

CUPDATE – FFUK CUP 3rd ROUND RESULTS & 4th ROUND DRAW

GW20 REVIEW – THUNDERSTRUCK

Welcome to the GW20 REVIEW – THUNDERSTRUCK ‘I was caught, in the middle of the railroad track, I looked round and I knew there was no turning back…….you’ve been Thunderstruck or Teamsheetffuked‘. As I am wiring this from the land down under in a town they like to call BrisVegas I thought, who better than […]

GW19 REVIEW – RIGHT BACK

Well what a Christmas treat that GW was, full of drama, controversy and a mix of template and differential points a plenty! As its Christmas in FFUK terms AKA Boxing day fixtures I’ve given you x2 tunes to enjoy in this GWR, I hope you enjoy them as much as you did reading about Stu’s […]

GW18 REVIEW – THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR

Welcome to the GW18 REVIEW – THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR Seasons greetings to all of you in the FFUK league. It’s the most wonderful time of the year – Xmas is almost upon us, and with that a festive flurry of fixtures to keep us firmly on our fantasy toes. For this […]

GW17 REVIEW – ROLLIN IN MY 5.0

I was at the urinals in The Lamb & Flag on Thursday evening, draining the main vein. I had ‘wingmen’ either side of me. I casually glanced to the left. Hmm, impressive, he could do some damage with that I thought, as I looked at ‘Donkey Kongs’ imposing schlong! It looked like a baby’s arm […]

THE FFUK CHAMPIONS LEAGUE – HOW TO QUALIFY

Cup 3: FFUK Champions League – How TO QUALIFY In my previous post I described how the third FFUK Cup, the FFUK Champions League, will work this season. It’s fiendishly complicated – don’t blame me, blame UEFA! Check out the how it works post to find out more, but beware, it’s long and may take […]

GW16 REVIEW – YAKETY SAX

Welcome to the GW16 REVIEW – YAKETY SAX Slapstick innuendo was commonplace in our household when me and our kid were growing up. No, our parents aren’t Sid James and Barbara Windsor. But we did watch a hell of a lot of Carry On, Dick Emery and Benny Hill. Those of you that have met […]