THE BOOK OF CONTS

Updated for 2022 WELCOME TO THE BOOK OF CONTS – YOUR GUIDE TO THE FFUK WHATSAPP GROUP! Welcome to the Book of Conts, the thing you never knew you needed… Until now! If you are here then you are (probably) in the FFUK WhatsApp group. Good job by you on that. Pete and Chris started the […]

GW22 REVIEW – Run rabbit run… but i can’t hide!!

WELCOME TO THE GW22 REVIEW Run Rabbit Run…but I cant hide! This article was meant to be a petty story of revenge! My cousin James Downie and I have always been competitive so when he had the pleasure of writing the article the week Villa beat United earlier this season, I immediately volunteered to write […]

GW21 REVIEW – DOUBLE BUBBLE TROUBLE

WELCOME TO THE GW21 REVIEW – DOUBLE BUBBLE TROUBLE Well with GW21 finally finished and behind us, its time to reflect and review on what just happened! With the guru that is Ben Crellin whipping up a fervour amongst his disciples for the riches awaiting us with a DGW, many of us spent hours working […]

GW20 Review – I owe you nothing

WECLOME TO THE GW20 REVIEW – I OWE YOU NOTHING Well FFUKers, hope you had a great Christmas and are enjoying the last of the leftover meats! Its my pleasure to be writing the last review of 2021. “Happy New Year” everyone. I was struggling for inspiration to apply a song to this weeks review […]

GW19 review – white rabbit

Well what a lovely time of the season. Christmas is here, or Christmas was there, we get to invest a load of energy into choosing presents, sorting out plans, cancelling plans, taking lateral flow tests just so we can spend time with others, and eating turkey. No one likes turkey. As we know the best […]

GW18 REVIEW – Hotel Illness

WELCOME TO THE GW18 REVIEW – HOTEL ILLNESS It was the week that was Christmas and all was quiet… mostly because they called the bloody games off. Oh Good heaven, where is my medicine? Please check in at reception, HOTEL ILLNESS will be accommodating us all over the break and for the foreseeable future. So […]

GW17 REVIEW – OUT OF CONTROL

Welcome to the GW17 REVIEW – OUT OF CONTROL Fixture chaos, a pandemic, players missing left right and centre – one could be forgiven for thinking this was all getting a bit OUT OF CONTROL. And we haven’t even had the bad weather yet… 3 games were gone this week. I had 7 players missing […]

GW16 Review – Dodgy

Welcome to the GW16 Review – Dodgy. With no fewer than 5 matches being decided by penalty this GW we witnessed something of a new record, with VAR seemingly taking the weekend off City were the most fortunate of the lot with their award to overcome a dogged 10 man Wolves side – Dodgy! The […]

GW15 REVIEW – World Class Trolling

WELCOME TO THE GW15 REVIEW – WORLD CLASS TROLLING So after the midweek Amazon Prime antics of GW14 and with many wounds still raw, we moved swiftly into the throws of GW15. As my boy Albie Einstein once said: Some FFUKers clearly ignored the wise words of Albert and continued to tell themselves, ‘Harry Kane […]

FFUK – THE OTHER SPORTS

Who would have thought? I’m often amazed at how this fantasy community has grown over recent years. One example of this is that we now have over 110 FFUKers in our WhatsApp group (if you would like to join then click here) It’s been a fantastic resource and often the first place you can find […]