GW9 REVIEW – FALL TO PIECES

WELCOME TO THE GW 9 REVIEW – FALL TO PIECES This GW was defined my those that ‘fell to pieces‘! Without further ado, hello Man Utd 👋 Definition of ‘Fall to Pieces’: – ‘to break up, come apart or disintegrate’ Pretty much sums things up! Liverpool were ruthless, Utd toothless. This brings us nicely onto […]

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GW34 REVIEW – FFUK ME

WELCOME TO THE GW34 REVIEW – FFUK ME! There was nothing BEAUTIFUL about this GW! Thankfully though, I have managed to control things down ‘SOUTH’!! I have developed coping strategies to FPL trauma – reflection, counselling, cognitive-therapy, yoga and a whole packet of Imodium, these were all put to work over the weekend meaning the […]

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GW8 REVIEW – POCKET

WELCOME TO THE GW8 REVIEW – POCKET VAR’s broke we’re not happy, Decisions poor and unkind Ade’s short, 12-yards-dodgy, yeah! Saints high but Ings grounded, Capt Kane left me underwhelmed Pickford’s lost, would even drop a baby! (Parker knows) what it all comes down to Is Ade’s getting a massive club fine, fine, fine ‘Cause […]

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GW 31+ REVIEW – IRONIC

Hey, yea, yea, yea, oh yeah FFUKers… Annoyingly, no one scored ninety-eight!! Liverpool won the trophy without kicking a ball on Thursday The mojo is back for top-scoring Chris Galloway (102nd) There’s NO Conts death-row pardon for Matt Reid (25th) of late Ruthless and ironic… Don’t you think? It’s the nine clean sheets that are the […]

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FORM vs. FIXTURES

FORM vs. FIXTURE There is always ‘talk’ about whether the selection of a player should be based on one of two key factors. Either favourable forthcoming fixtures OR favourable current form! I have always gone with Fixtures. I had this dilemma recently with DCL. Everton’s 6 ‘tricky’ fixtures in 7 matches gave me a decision […]

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GW27 REVIEW – CANNONBALL

Welcome to the GW27 REVIEW – CANNONBALL Still a bitter Conts taste in my mouth Still Aguero from 12 yards leaves me laced with doubt Still owning Lundstram is passé, what’s going on Still a little bit of a stamp, you fail to witness. Still a little bit of your shoulder the ball hasn’t kissed […]

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GW17 REVIEW – ROLLIN IN MY 5.0

I was at the urinals in The Lamb & Flag on Thursday evening, draining the main vein. I had ‘wingmen’ either side of me. I casually glanced to the left. Hmm, impressive, he could do some damage with that I thought, as I looked at ‘Donkey Kongs’ imposing schlong! It looked like a baby’s arm […]

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GW11 REVIEW – BATTERING RAM

GW11 REVIEW – BATTERING RAM Kudos to Pete Cronin (153rd) for stepping in at short notice and completing the last GW Review. He’s Chris Galloways (244th) Right-Hand Man for good reason!! Pete’s now passed the baton onto me. This will be my eighth Review; does that make me Chris’s Left-Hand Man? Hmmm, I wonder which […]

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GW5 REVIEW – YELLOW

Welcome to the GW 5 REVIEW – YELLOW This GW ‘was all YELLOW’!! The injury ravaged Canaries showed us yet again that if you’re brave, City are beatable! The Pukki-Party shows no signs of abating! A word (and apology) for Pukki (12); who is now the top FPL scorer with 49 points. Sorry mate, I’ve changed my […]

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