GW 31+ REVIEW – IRONIC

Hey, yea, yea, yea, oh yeah FFUKers… Annoyingly, no one scored ninety-eight!! Liverpool won the trophy without kicking a ball on Thursday The mojo is back for top-scoring Chris Galloway (102nd) There’s NO Conts death-row pardon for Matt Reid (25th) of late Ruthless and ironic… Don’t you think? It’s the nine clean sheets that are the […]

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FORM vs. FIXTURES

FORM vs. FIXTURE There is always ‘talk’ about whether the selection of a player should be based on one of two key factors. Either favourable forthcoming fixtures OR favourable current form! I have always gone with Fixtures. I had this dilemma recently with DCL. Everton’s 6 ‘tricky’ fixtures in 7 matches gave me a decision […]

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GW27 REVIEW – CANNONBALL

Welcome to the GW27 REVIEW – CANNONBALL Still a bitter Conts taste in my mouth Still Aguero from 12 yards leaves me laced with doubt Still owning Lundstram is passé, what’s going on Still a little bit of a stamp, you fail to witness. Still a little bit of your shoulder the ball hasn’t kissed […]

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GW17 REVIEW – ROLLIN IN MY 5.0

I was at the urinals in The Lamb & Flag on Thursday evening, draining the main vein. I had ‘wingmen’ either side of me. I casually glanced to the left. Hmm, impressive, he could do some damage with that I thought, as I looked at ‘Donkey Kongs’ imposing schlong! It looked like a baby’s arm […]

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GW11 REVIEW – BATTERING RAM

GW11 REVIEW – BATTERING RAM Kudos to Pete Cronin (153rd) for stepping in at short notice and completing the last GW Review. He’s Chris Galloways (244th) Right-Hand Man for good reason!! Pete’s now passed the baton onto me. This will be my eighth Review; does that make me Chris’s Left-Hand Man? Hmmm, I wonder which […]

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GW5 REVIEW – YELLOW

Welcome to the GW 5 REVIEW – YELLOW This GW ‘was all YELLOW’!! The injury ravaged Canaries showed us yet again that if you’re brave, City are beatable! The Pukki-Party shows no signs of abating! A word (and apology) for Pukki (12); who is now the top FPL scorer with 49 points. Sorry mate, I’ve changed my […]

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ESSENTIAL

ESSENTIAL There is talk! What is ‘essential’? The dictionary definition is: – ‘absolutely necessary’, ‘extremely important’. What does that mean in FPL terms? Is it the top scoring players? Is it the players that offer the best value for money? Or is it those that you simply can’t do without, as not having them in […]

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GW33 REVIEW – CONSIDERATION

This GW was all about CONSIDERATION. ‘Careful thought, typically over a period of time’. The season is long; there are no short-cuts. Managers, who have planned meticulously over the course of the campaign, were rewarded through the medium of plentiful points. As in life, unwise short-term (FPL) decision making can create long-term pain! And this […]

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GW29 REVIEW – WHITE FLAG

Welcome to the GW29 REVIEW – WHITE FLAG Are you ready to hoist the metaphorical White Flag up the flag-pole? Neighbouring folk near Chateau-Allen thought I’d actually submit! The bed-sheet was out hanging half-mast on Monday morning; I am in mourning and I am close to throwing in the towel, but in reality, it needed airing, […]

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GW23 REVIEW – NO SURPRISES

Welcome to the GW23 REVIEW – NO SURPRISES It has been an incredible GW, packed full of action, entertainment, goals, and incidents; but when you think about, it’s pretty much followed the ‘norm’, there hasn’t really been anything that has stunned or shocked – in short, there has been no alarms and NO SURPRISES. WHAT? […]

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