GW34 REVIEW – FFUK ME

WELCOME TO THE GW34 REVIEW – FFUK ME! There was nothing BEAUTIFUL about this GW! Thankfully though, I have managed to control things down ‘SOUTH’!! I have developed coping strategies to FPL trauma – reflection, counselling, cognitive-therapy, yoga and a whole packet of Imodium, these were all put to work over the weekend meaning the […]

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GW8 REVIEW – POCKET

WELCOME TO THE GW8 REVIEW – POCKET VAR’s broke we’re not happy, Decisions poor and unkind Ade’s short, 12-yards-dodgy, yeah! Saints high but Ings grounded, Capt Kane left me underwhelmed Pickford’s lost, would even drop a baby! (Parker knows) what it all comes down to Is Ade’s getting a massive club fine, fine, fine ‘Cause […]

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GW 31+ REVIEW – IRONIC

Hey, yea, yea, yea, oh yeah FFUKers… Annoyingly, no one scored ninety-eight!! Liverpool won the trophy without kicking a ball on Thursday The mojo is back for top-scoring Chris Galloway (102nd) There’s NO Conts death-row pardon for Matt Reid (25th) of late Ruthless and ironic… Don’t you think? It’s the nine clean sheets that are the […]

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FORM vs. FIXTURES

FORM vs. FIXTURE There is always ‘talk’ about whether the selection of a player should be based on one of two key factors. Either favourable forthcoming fixtures OR favourable current form! I have always gone with Fixtures. I had this dilemma recently with DCL. Everton’s 6 ‘tricky’ fixtures in 7 matches gave me a decision […]

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GW27 REVIEW – CANNONBALL

Welcome to the GW27 REVIEW – CANNONBALL Still a bitter Conts taste in my mouth Still Aguero from 12 yards leaves me laced with doubt Still owning Lundstram is passé, what’s going on Still a little bit of a stamp, you fail to witness. Still a little bit of your shoulder the ball hasn’t kissed […]

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GW17 REVIEW – ROLLIN IN MY 5.0

I was at the urinals in The Lamb & Flag on Thursday evening, draining the main vein. I had ‘wingmen’ either side of me. I casually glanced to the left. Hmm, impressive, he could do some damage with that I thought, as I looked at ‘Donkey Kongs’ imposing schlong! It looked like a baby’s arm […]

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GW11 REVIEW – BATTERING RAM

GW11 REVIEW – BATTERING RAM Kudos to Pete Cronin (153rd) for stepping in at short notice and completing the last GW Review. He’s Chris Galloways (244th) Right-Hand Man for good reason!! Pete’s now passed the baton onto me. This will be my eighth Review; does that make me Chris’s Left-Hand Man? Hmmm, I wonder which […]

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GW5 REVIEW – YELLOW

Welcome to the GW 5 REVIEW – YELLOW This GW ‘was all YELLOW’!! The injury ravaged Canaries showed us yet again that if you’re brave, City are beatable! The Pukki-Party shows no signs of abating! A word (and apology) for Pukki (12); who is now the top FPL scorer with 49 points. Sorry mate, I’ve changed my […]

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ESSENTIAL

ESSENTIAL There is talk! What is ‘essential’? The dictionary definition is: – ‘absolutely necessary’, ‘extremely important’. What does that mean in FPL terms? Is it the top scoring players? Is it the players that offer the best value for money? Or is it those that you simply can’t do without, as not having them in […]

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