GW15 REVIEW – ALEX PARTY

WELCOME TO THE GW15 REVIEW – ALEX PARTY Ey up FFUKers! Quick turnaround required, so this will be short and sweet. First up, I need to apologise. This week’s GW review track is a tenuous choice. Never mind Arsenal’s last-minute winner to edge Luton 4-3. Or Villa outplaying City and leapfrogging them in the table. […]

GW4 REVIEW – RECOVER

WELCOME TO THE GW4 REVIEW – RECOVER Ey up FFUKers! Before we get to the internationals, let’s have a quick look back at GW4. I had a few thoughts on the title track this week. “Ice Ice Baby” was an obvious option with Declan Rice (10) scoring a late winner at the Emirates. And Evan […]

GW25 REVIEW – DOUBLE DUTCH

WELCOME TO THE GW25 REVIEW – DOUBLE DUTCH Ey up FFUKers! We knew it was coming, we just didn’t know when. But last Tuesday morning brought the announcement of the biggest DOUBLE gameweek so far: GW29 will see 12 clubs playing twice. There are some tasty-looking pairings for a few teams. We already knew GW27 […]

GW4 REVIEW – UNBELIEVABLE

WELCOME TO THE GW4 REVIEW – UNBELIEVABLE Ey up FFUKers! There’s really only one place to start this week – Liverpool’s 9-0 demolition of Bournemouth on Saturday afternoon. That score line didn’t break the Premier League record, so wasn’t quite unbelievable on its own. But the fact that Mo Salah (3) didn’t pick up a […]

COUNTDOWN TO KICK OFF – PP90 REVISITED

Now then FFUKers, here’s some last minute food for thought before tomorrow’s deadline. And don’t worry, I’ve kept it brief so you can get back to your tinkering I’ve written a few articles over the years on “PP90” and “PP90£” and thought I’d revisit these metrics with the current data to see if it threw […]

GW32 REVIEW – SHOUT TO THE TOP

WELCOME TO THE GW32 REVIEW – SHOUT TO THE TOP Hello FFUKers, it’s been a while! I was in two minds about the review track this week and was close to making it all about Heung-Min Son after his hattrick. The Son Rising (The Beloved). Catch The Son (Doves). Son Is Shining (Bob Marley). Here […]

GW31 REVIEW – FOOLS GOLD

WELCOME TO THE GW31 REVIEW – FOOLS GOLD Gold road’s sure a long roadWinds on through the hills for 15 days Ok, ok, so the international break wasn’t quite 15 days, but it’s always a miserable wait before we get back to the ‘gold’ of FPL. This time around FFUKers were heading into GW31 on […]

GW8 REVIEW – black and white town

WELCOME TO THE GW8 REVIEW BLACK AND WHITE TOWN Here comes the action Here it comes at last Lord give me a reaction Lord give me a chance I don’t know if an opening verse could better sum up my anticipation of FPL’s return after an international break. As is usually the case, this international break didn’t arouse me much. Scotland […]

COUNTDOWN TO KICK OFF – PP90 RE RE-VISITED

Now then FFUKers, as the start of the season approaches I thought I’d revisit a pair of articles I wrote a few years back so see if last year’s data can throw up any cheeky gems for our GW1 team. For a reminder of the previous article click here The theme is “PP90”, which is […]

GW15 REVIEW – LET THERE BE HAUSE

WELCOME TO THE GW15 REVIEW – LET THERE BE HAUSE In the beginning, there was Jack, and Jack had a groove. And from this groove came the groove of all grooves. And while one day viciously throwing down on his box, Jack boldly declared “Let there be HAUSE!”. Okay, let’s get straight to this week’s […]