GW24 – NO EXPECTATIONS

I feel now, like every gameweek actually starts the gameweek before. That must mean now, that I’m still in the previous gameweek double gameweek 24, which, to be fair, is very handy for writing about it, but as we’ve started this way, really we’re going to have to go back to gameweek 23. Gameweek 23 […]

GW12 – MIND GAMES

WELCOME TO THE GW12 REVIEW – MIND GAMES It’s only a game, it’s only a game. I feel like someone else has said that before. I looked at my team on Monday and it looked awful. 3x City players + Bruno all playing each other. Leno, is still my goalkeeper (poor me). I had no […]

GW37+ REVIEW – G’Z and HUSTLAZ

Good morning FFUKers, I’m your substitute GW Reviewer and today we’re mostly going to be talking about what we want to get out of an FFUK season. You over there, Liverpool have won the Premier League for the first time ever, do you still care about FFUK? Liverpool fan: to be honest, it doesn’t really […]

GW 30+ = DREAM

Was it all just a dream? A season. A season cancelled. A season came back like it never went away. FPL give us unlimited transfers, and a double gameweek, from nowhere. Most of us dreamt of all our double gameweek players smashing it both games. An Ederson (12)/Henderson (13) combo in goal was the way […]

GW26 REVIEW – NEVERENDING STORY

Welcome to the GW26 REVIEW!!! Let us ask the question, who is the best lord? This disgracefully long gameweek has allowed us to delve deep and get highly nostalgic. It’s gone on so long it has allowed us to become nostalgic about the gameweek itself. When in fact did GW26 begin? Ladies and gentlemen if […]

GW22 REVIEW – KILL INGS ME SOFTLY

FFUK INGS FOCUS Now there are a couple of things that happen when you play fantasy football for a long time. The first is that players, get a rep. You know what I mean, some players, everyone else does well with, not you, oh no. It doesn’t matter who it is, when you bring them […]

GW10 REVIEW – HELL

Who knew that Leicester would score 9 goals on Friday night. I’m not bitter. This means that x4 Leicester players hit double figures, Maddison and Barnes got amongst it too and all the defence got clean sheet points. Owning none of them hurt a little. Tim Krul saved two bloody penalties against United. Lolz. […]

DGW35 REVIEW – MY WAY

And now, the end is near, and so we face the final curtain, My friend, I’ll say it clear… 3 gameweeks left, 14 points in it and I have triple captain left. I’m coming for you. Yep, this week Chris Galloway (16th) mysteriously had ‘something come up’ and he asked if I might be able […]

GW30 – AHA!

That was the gameweek that was GW30. For me, the gameweek finished with a phttt.That’s the sound of a disappointing wet fart. After starting well came Sunday, Bloody Sunday, wiping out any gains I’d made the day before, and pretty frustrating. So, I was reminded of my mate Alan’s reference to no one’s favourite submarine […]

CUP FIXTURES RELEASED!

In the true spirit of all things FFUK, it’s only right to soundtrack this moment. For various reasons I’ve chosen the wise words of James Brown, because sometimes you gotta get down to get up. As always, congratulations to all who made it through in the cups, and commiserations to the unlucky ones amongst you. […]