How you doing? Good weekend?I can almost feel myself starting to weep. Hold on, I’m going to put on some Elton John. I just want to tell you that I really, really care about my fantasy football team. It’s like love, it’s like magic. It’s the miracle of life. One day in July the game […]

Well what a lovely time of the season. Christmas is here, or Christmas was there, we get to invest a load of energy into choosing presents, sorting out plans, cancelling plans, taking lateral flow tests just so we can spend time with others, and eating turkey. No one likes turkey. As we know the best […]

WELCOME TO THE GW35 REVIEW – TRIPLE TROUBLE It’s almost the end of the season, and it’s been a tough year. For many of us, our communities have been a lifeline, buying shopping for neighbours, throwing stones at outsiders, or all getting together for a good protest about the other humans taking the last piece […]

I feel now, like every gameweek actually starts the gameweek before. That must mean now, that I’m still in the previous gameweek double gameweek 24, which, to be fair, is very handy for writing about it, but as we’ve started this way, really we’re going to have to go back to gameweek 23. Gameweek 23 […]

WELCOME TO THE GW12 REVIEW – MIND GAMES It’s only a game, it’s only a game. I feel like someone else has said that before. I looked at my team on Monday and it looked awful. 3x City players + Bruno all playing each other. Leno, is still my goalkeeper (poor me). I had no […]

Good morning FFUKers, I’m your substitute GW Reviewer and today we’re mostly going to be talking about what we want to get out of an FFUK season. You over there, Liverpool have won the Premier League for the first time ever, do you still care about FFUK? Liverpool fan: to be honest, it doesn’t really […]

Was it all just a dream? A season. A season cancelled. A season came back like it never went away. FPL give us unlimited transfers, and a double gameweek, from nowhere. Most of us dreamt of all our double gameweek players smashing it both games. An Ederson (12)/Henderson (13) combo in goal was the way […]

Welcome to the GW26 REVIEW!!! Let us ask the question, who is the best lord? This disgracefully long gameweek has allowed us to delve deep and get highly nostalgic. It’s gone on so long it has allowed us to become nostalgic about the gameweek itself. When in fact did GW26 begin? Ladies and gentlemen if […]

Who knew that Leicester would score 9 goals on Friday night. I’m not bitter. This means that x4 Leicester players hit double figures, Maddison and Barnes got amongst it too and all the defence got clean sheet points. Owning none of them hurt a little.    Tim Krul saved two bloody penalties against United. Lolz. […]