GW10 REVIEW – HELL

Who knew that Leicester would score 9 goals on Friday night. I’m not bitter. This means that x4 Leicester players hit double figures, Maddison and Barnes got amongst it too and all the defence got clean sheet points. Owning none of them hurt a little. Tim Krul saved two bloody penalties against United. Lolz. […]

DGW35 REVIEW – MY WAY

And now, the end is near, and so we face the final curtain, My friend, I’ll say it clear… 3 gameweeks left, 14 points in it and I have triple captain left. I’m coming for you. Yep, this week Chris Galloway (16th) mysteriously had ‘something come up’ and he asked if I might be able […]

GW30 – AHA!

That was the gameweek that was GW30. For me, the gameweek finished with a phttt.That’s the sound of a disappointing wet fart. After starting well came Sunday, Bloody Sunday, wiping out any gains I’d made the day before, and pretty frustrating. So, I was reminded of my mate Alan’s reference to no one’s favourite submarine […]

CUP FIXTURES RELEASED!

In the true spirit of all things FFUK, it’s only right to soundtrack this moment. For various reasons I’ve chosen the wise words of James Brown, because sometimes you gotta get down to get up. As always, congratulations to all who made it through in the cups, and commiserations to the unlucky ones amongst you. […]

CUPDATE ROUNDS 2.3

Good evening FFUKers How you feeling? Personally I find the FA Cup a much more appropriate filler than the international breaks and on this occasion, before we’ve had time to work out what’s going on there and what effect it has on FPL, the new gameweek is already upon us! So how about this, a […]

Cupdate January 2.3

It’s too late for Merry Christmas, it’s almost too late for a Happy New Year, but it’s never too late for a Cupdate right? All fixtures for both the FFUK Cup and the Milk Plate have been updated. In honour of the 3rd round of the Milk Plate which has begun this month, let’s start […]

DECEMBER CUPDATE

Where to start? We’ll start by saying good luck to everyone in the FFUK Cup, you can find the draw for the first round here. Next we’ll say commiserations to all of those of you that have just got knocked out of the inaugural FFUK Milk Plate Round 1. Unlucky. Among this season’s losers are […]

NOVEMBER CUPDATE!

Good afternoon Ladies and Gents. It gives me great pleasure to officially announce the First Round fixtures of the FFUK Cup 2018/19. If you are brave, bored or simply insane you may enjoy sitting through the cup draw which took place last week. If not you can simply click on the FFUK Cup page […]

GW11 REVIEW TOP MAN

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the GW11 review. The Top Man, Mr Chris Galloway (22nd) is drinking pils with frauleins this week in GERMANY so the enjoyable task of the GW11 review falls to me, Pete Cronin (124th). Now I haven’t had the best of starts to the season and I realise that some of […]

CUP FIXTURES RELEASED!

Good morning FFUKers I am very pleased to say that the time has come for the cups to begin. The time has come for the cups to begin. Well done to everyone who made it into the cups, especially those of you that earned a place in the FFUK Cup. Those are the Top 64 […]