GW12 REVIEW – NUMBERS

WELCOME TO THE GW REVIEW – NUMBERS This week its all about the numbers, the stats, the digits, the numerals, the data, the tally. What ever you call them they are pivotal to our success or failure in this game. What’s the best song about numbers i hear you shout? I was close to going […]

GW11 Review – My Name’s Mark and im an FFUK addict

Welcome to the GW11 REVIEW – My name is Mark and I am a FFUK addict. Many years ago, as a fresh faced and fancy free young man, I picked up a copy of the Times and saw a new venture – Fantasy Football, that sounds fun I thought little did I know that here […]

GW10 REVIEW – Who put the cont into controversial

WELCOME TO THE GW10 REVIEW – Halloween Horror show! So I’m going to blast you with some stats that speak for themselves in this review but it would be remiss of me doing this GW 10 review if I didn’t focus on the Halloween horror show that is the Conts and the 13 evictions that […]

GW9 REVIEW – Here we go for the 100th time

WELCOME TO THE GW9 REVIEW So week 9 is done and dusted and unfortunately for you 90s dance aficionados, we are all out of big and little boxes (as well as Fish), so it falls to your resident rock / emo lover to review the week… and it’s a good one, just like our fantasy […]

GW8 REVIEW – O Captain! my Captain!

Our fearful trip is done. So, it finally happened, the GW where Haaland was not the top FFUK captain pick!! It was a win for the people, rage against the machine and a much-needed break from the norm. FFUK chips: Ignoring the ‘most transferred in player curse’ and the wise words of Mahatma Gandhi, HM […]

GW7 Review – PAIN

WELCOME TO THE GW7 REVIEW – PAIN Good Ebening FFUKers, All aboard the Unai Emery’s Villa Vengabus or are you waltzing to Ange’s Matilda’s Scoundrels of MadiSon (2), RicharliSon (5) & SonSon (7). Depending on whether you were on one of the differentials to haul this week, will have had determined the amount of Pain […]

GW6 REVIEW – THERE’S NO OTHER WAY

Hello FFUKers! Welcome to the GW6 review: There’s No Other Way. A tough gameweek for me with a sea of red arrows, but an outstanding week for others as we shall see. Six weeks in to the season, and after some uncertainty at the start about the relative merits of Premier League teams and fantasy […]

GW5 REVIEW – What a beautiful day

Hello FFUKers! Welcome to the GW5 review, a game week many of us will hope to forget and move on from asap. Only a quarter of the league, 62 FFUKers, exceeded the main game safety score of 49. I’ll begin with this graphic, which says a lot about what happened to all our teams. There […]

GW4 REVIEW – RECOVER

WELCOME TO THE GW4 REVIEW – RECOVER Ey up FFUKers! Before we get to the internationals, let’s have a quick look back at GW4. I had a few thoughts on the title track this week. “Ice Ice Baby” was an obvious option with Declan Rice (10) scoring a late winner at the Emirates. And Evan […]

GW3 REVIEW – NUNEZ, NUNEZ!

“Darwin…. Nunez, Saviour of the Reds” – Scores and assisting… hear the crowd listen. Hello everyone and welcome to the GW3 Review – there was only one song I could pick after the unbelievable game on Sunday. This song has been sampled by Nathan Dawe x Ella Henderson – 21 Reasons, but I prefer the […]