FEBRUARY CUP DRAW

To all you lucky FFUKers, The draw for the next round of the cup is as follows: Danny Finnegan v Ashley Mather Ossama Mouslimani v Alex Smith Marcus Holford v Kevin Preston Toby Glicher v Connor Parkes John Stevens v Trevor Dennison Rob Pitt v Kevin O’Reilly Clayton Deakin v Jamie Davis Brendan Ryan v […]

GW10 Review – FOG ON THE TYNE

WELCOME TO THE GW10 REVIEW – FOG ON THE TYNE Well FFUKERS – I have the pleasure of writing this weeks review for GW10 – “Fog on the Tyne”. . I would like to talk about the new Saudi owned sensation and my personal favourite set of away fans – the Geordies, who picked up […]

GW5 REVIEW – THE DEMISE

WELCOME TO THE GW5 REVIEW – THE DEMISE Well good day FFUKers, as the sprint towards the World Cup commences with a never ending schedule of midweek action on the way, I have the pleasure of bringing you the GW5 roundup – The Demise! Some people might say my life is in a rutBut I’m […]

GW4 REVIEW – UNBELIEVABLE

WELCOME TO THE GW4 REVIEW – UNBELIEVABLE Ey up FFUKers! There’s really only one place to start this week – Liverpool’s 9-0 demolition of Bournemouth on Saturday afternoon. That score line didn’t break the Premier League record, so wasn’t quite unbelievable on its own. But the fact that Mo Salah (3) didn’t pick up a […]

PRIZES ANNOUNCED

The moment is here, we have now received all entry fees and can confirm prize money for the 2022/23 season. There are 228 paid up players in the league which means a total prize pool of £3320. Please note we have taken £100 from the kitty to pay for website domain, wordpress and a small […]

GW1 REVIEW – ONE

How you doing? Good weekend?I can almost feel myself starting to weep. Hold on, I’m going to put on some Elton John. I just want to tell you that I really, really care about my fantasy football team. It’s like love, it’s like magic. It’s the miracle of life. One day in July the game […]

Picking your starting squad for FPL 2022/23

Welcome to my start of the season musings, last year I put the rules I use to select your starting squad out there. It served me well at the beginning but there are some lessons to learn. So here are the updated ones. The key for me with a first squad was balance and flexibility, […]

END OF SEASON PLAYER AWARDS – VOTE NOW

So, how are we all? Recovered? Anyone still suffered from PTSD of missing the deadline? Leaks about who’s made the coach or stayed in the team hotel? FPL Rockstar’s Klopp avatar still keeping you awake? Yep, me too! With the dust now settled on an epic, yet unique season, it’s time for the FFUK awards! […]

GW31 REVIEW – FOOLS GOLD

WELCOME TO THE GW31 REVIEW – FOOLS GOLD Gold road’s sure a long roadWinds on through the hills for 15 days Ok, ok, so the international break wasn’t quite 15 days, but it’s always a miserable wait before we get back to the ‘gold’ of FPL. This time around FFUKers were heading into GW31 on […]

GW29 REVIEW – IT started with a kiss

WELCOME TO THE GW29 REVIEW – IT STARTED WITH A KISS And now it’s time for Pete’s love bud. “It started with a kisssss”. Well, not quite a kiss. Like ffuk. More like a hit. Yes it started with my brother, and don’t let’s start thinking I was kissing my brother, or kissing a cock; […]