GW19 REVIEW – RIGHT BACK

Well what a Christmas treat that GW was, full of drama, controversy and a mix of template and differential points a plenty! As its Christmas in FFUK terms AKA Boxing day fixtures I’ve given you x2 tunes to enjoy in this GWR, I hope you enjoy them as much as you did reading about Stu’s […]

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GW17 REVIEW – ROLLIN IN MY 5.0

I was at the urinals in The Lamb & Flag on Thursday evening, draining the main vein. I had ‘wingmen’ either side of me. I casually glanced to the left. Hmm, impressive, he could do some damage with that I thought, as I looked at ‘Donkey Kongs’ imposing schlong! It looked like a baby’s arm […]

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GW10 REVIEW – HELL

Who knew that Leicester would score 9 goals on Friday night. I’m not bitter. This means that x4 Leicester players hit double figures, Maddison and Barnes got amongst it too and all the defence got clean sheet points. Owning none of them hurt a little.    Tim Krul saved two bloody penalties against United. Lolz. […]

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GW30 – AHA!

That was the gameweek that was GW30. For me, the gameweek finished with a phttt.That’s the sound of a disappointing wet fart. After starting well came Sunday, Bloody Sunday, wiping out any gains I’d made the day before, and pretty frustrating. So, I was reminded of my mate Alan’s reference to no one’s favourite submarine […]

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CUP FIXTURES RELEASED!

In the true spirit of all things FFUK, it’s only right to soundtrack this moment. For various reasons I’ve chosen the wise words of James Brown, because sometimes you gotta get down to get up. As always, congratulations to all who made it through in the cups, and commiserations to the unlucky ones amongst you. […]

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CUPDATE ROUNDS 2.3

Good evening FFUKers How you feeling? Personally I find the FA Cup a much more appropriate filler than the international breaks and on this occasion, before we’ve had time to work out what’s going on there and what effect it has on FPL, the new gameweek is already upon us! So how about this, a […]

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