GW10 REVIEW – HELL

Who knew that Leicester would score 9 goals on Friday night. I’m not bitter. This means that x4 Leicester players hit double figures, Maddison and Barnes got amongst it too and all the defence got clean sheet points. Owning none of them hurt a little.    Tim Krul saved two bloody penalties against United. Lolz. […]

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MILK PLATE – ROUND 1 DRAW

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me. I lift my lamp beside the golden door …… to the Milk Plate! The Statue of Liberty knows her fantasy football (even if she is French!). She knows […]

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GW9 REVIEW – SHOUT

Welcome to the GW9 REVIEW – SHOUT FFUK. Shout. Let it all out. These are the things I could do without. Oh Come on. The above is a polite version of what happened over the weekend. Thanks to Tears for Fears for the song, the season playlist has been updated for your listening pleasure. Another […]

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PLAYER OWNERSHIP – REBOOTED

PLAYER OWNERSHIP – REBOOTED Stats, eh? You can interpret them any way you like. But when the figures are there, staring you in the face in black and white, they just can’t be argued with. Which is just as well if you’re a fantasy football manager (think I can safely say that’s everyone reading this). […]

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GW8 REVIEW – SMILE

Welcome to the GW8 REVIEW – SMILE Smile,Though your heart is achin’Smile,Even though it’s breakin’When there are are clouds in the skyYou’ll get by… If you smileThrough your fear and sorrowSmile,And maybe tomorrowYou’ll see the sun come shinin’ through,For you… If you have seen the excellent new movie JOKER you will recognise this one. Who […]

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GW7 REVIEW – DISAPPOINTED

WELCOME TO THE GW7 REVIEW – DISAPPOINTED FPL can be a cruel game. Actually, perhaps that’s the key – if we thought of it as just a game where the outcome didn’t really matter, it definitely wouldn’t be as cruel. But to us FFUKers it’s more than just a game. Considering how cruel a game […]

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GW6 REVIEW – BEAUTIFUL DAY

Welcome to the GW6 REVIEW – BEAUTIFUL DAY As unseasonably warm weather swept across the country, Man City certainly made hay while the sun shone scoring 8 against the hapless Watford. That adds up to 16 scoring actions in one game so it was rather surprising that Agüero (9) and Sterling (0) only were involved in 2 of them. Agsy […]

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GW5 REVIEW – YELLOW

Welcome to the GW 5 REVIEW – YELLOW This GW ‘was all YELLOW’!! The injury ravaged Canaries showed us yet again that if you’re brave, City are beatable! The Pukki-Party shows no signs of abating! A word (and apology) for Pukki (12); who is now the top FPL scorer with 49 points. Sorry mate, I’ve changed my […]

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