GW29 REVIEW – IT started with a kiss

WELCOME TO THE GW29 REVIEW – IT STARTED WITH A KISS And now it’s time for Pete’s love bud. “It started with a kisssss”. Well, not quite a kiss. Like ffuk. More like a hit. Yes it started with my brother, and don’t let’s start thinking I was kissing my brother, or kissing a cock; […]

GW28 REVIEW – Cash is KING!

WELCOME TO THE GW28 REVIEW – CASH IS KING It was the best of times; it was the worst of times…Some times maybe good, some times maybe shit…Football, bloody hell… ~ A three-line summary of GW28! The fact I’ve got a window shorter than the Jesse Marsch new manager bounce to write this review up […]

GW27 REVIEW – Caught In A Trap

WELCOME TO THE GW27 REVIEW – CAUGHT IN A TRAP Welcome to the GW 27 review where once again “we’re caught in a trap” of double gameweekers failing to deliver. Burnley were this week’s villains with Weghorst (3) doing nothing for the 33% of ffukers who captained him and two brave souls who triple captained […]

GW26 Review – Weapon Of Choice

WELCOME TO THE GW26 REVIEW – WEAPON OF CHOICE GW26 Summary GW26 week really had so many chips in play with many different strategy options. The announcement of DGW 28 and 29 before the deadline had many ‘experts’ changing from multiple hits with TC to wildcard. Salah was the obvious choice for a TC and […]

GW25 REVIEW – COLD HEART

WELCOME TO THE GW25 REVIEW – COLD HEART In truth it was some time ago that I volunteered to pen the Valentines Massacre Review. The bitter divorcee and Evertonian had lots of reasons to be Cold Hearted back then. Fast forward a few months and Super Frankie Lampard has replaced Rafa and this Cold Heart […]

GW24 REVIEW – Can I Kick It?

WELCOME TO THE GW24 REVIEW – CAN I KICK IT? After waiting nearly 3 weeks for the last games week to finish this one was done in 3 days, goodness me wasn’t it nice to have some football back in our lives? So, what happened? Sadly, once again the main news of the week was […]

GW23 Review – Waiting for the Ghost Train – Utter MAdness!!!

WELCOME TO THE GW23 REVIEW WAITING FOR THE TRAIN THAT NEVER COMES Welcome to the GW23 Review – I started making notes on this review 17 days ago, and like many of you – (including myself) we took a “Punt on Dennis”… Punt and Dennis (Remember these guys!) – what an absolute School Boy error […]

THE BOOK OF CONTS

Updated for 2022 WELCOME TO THE BOOK OF CONTS – YOUR GUIDE TO THE FFUK WHATSAPP GROUP! Welcome to the Book of Conts, the thing you never knew you needed… Until now! If you are here then you are (probably) in the FFUK WhatsApp group. Good job by you on that. Pete and Chris started the […]

GW22 REVIEW – Run rabbit run… but i can’t hide!!

WELCOME TO THE GW22 REVIEW Run Rabbit Run…but I cant hide! This article was meant to be a petty story of revenge! My cousin James Downie and I have always been competitive so when he had the pleasure of writing the article the week Villa beat United earlier this season, I immediately volunteered to write […]

GW21 REVIEW – DOUBLE BUBBLE TROUBLE

WELCOME TO THE GW21 REVIEW – DOUBLE BUBBLE TROUBLE Well with GW21 finally finished and behind us, its time to reflect and review on what just happened! With the guru that is Ben Crellin whipping up a fervour amongst his disciples for the riches awaiting us with a DGW, many of us spent hours working […]