GW25 REVIEW – 3 Captains & a Funeral

Well, talk about a rollercoaster ride of emotions – this week was enough to make you want to run away. Triple captain or nah? Big decisions looming like Liverpool and City double-gaming, Liverpool blanking next week, Erling Haaland juggling a funeral between matches, Salah and KDB making comebacks, and even Arsenal, the striker-less wonders, scoring […]

GW24 REVIEW – LOVEFOOL

Welcome to the GW24 REVIEW – LOVEFOOL Happy Valentines FFUKers! As I send this review out on a day that certainly splits opinions… I ask a simple question, were you a Lovefool this GW (Didn’t Captain Haaland, Benched Saka and or Saliba, had Areola in goal, ignored Jota, Diaz or Darwin even with a DGW next […]

GW23 REVIEW – The Unsung Haulers

And that’s and a wrap for GW23… or Fo-den, if you like! (sorry, but it’s going to get worse!) As many times already this season, those that reacted too quickly versus being patient seem to have been punished. Headline makers for GW23 were Ollie ‘Watto’ Watkins with a 18 point haul against a very doomed […]

GW22 REVIEW – TAKE WHATS GIVEN

WELCOME TO THE GW22 REVIEW – TAKE WHATS GIVEN This is gonna be quick, you just have to take whats given. Young Conor Bradley (21) top scored with 21 points, the 3rd highest individual score of the season so far. I owned none of these so lets move on quickly… FFUK Top 20 Mark Tarbox […]

GW21 REVIEW – TIME MOVES SLOW

WELCOME TO THE GW22 REVIEW – TIME MOVES SLOW The longest GW in living memory is now over. Time Moves Slow right now in FPL. It takes the patience of a saint to not go early with transfers as we await the passing of time, and with time comes information, we hope. This is a […]

GW 20 Review – Please DOnt Go!

WELCOME TO THE GW20 REVIEW – PLEASE DONT GO….“Mo” – I love you so, and I want you to know – PLEASE DON’T GO!…” Welcome to the GW 20 Review – that means we are already at the “Business end” of the season. As Roy Keane would say – “there are no prizes for being […]

gw19 & 20 review – blue christmas

Welcome to the GW19 and GW20 REVIEW FFUKers A combined gameweek review for you. Two gameweeks, one review, or to put it another way, nine days, twenty Premier League games. Another way of putting it is a lot of ffuking hope and 18 red arrows and I’m not talking about some of festive flight display […]

GW17 REVIEW – FRENZY

WELCOME TO THE GW17 REVIEW – FRENZY Frenzy def. a state or period of uncontrolled excitement or wild behaviour. Its Frenzy time FFUKers. Try to control yourself and your transfers. Its about to get wild but before we all start over egging the pudding we need to review GW17. After a very unusual incident in the Bournemouth […]

GW16 Review- Vice city

WELCOME TO THE GW16 REVIEW- VICE CITY With all the talk of Grand Theft Auto 6 it seems like FFUK were in vice city world with 84% relying on the vice to come and save the day. I’m Ella Chatten, an FFUK newbie and Sports Journalism student at uni and for my first GW review, […]

GW15 REVIEW – ALEX PARTY

WELCOME TO THE GW15 REVIEW – ALEX PARTY Ey up FFUKers! Quick turnaround required, so this will be short and sweet. First up, I need to apologise. This week’s GW review track is a tenuous choice. Never mind Arsenal’s last-minute winner to edge Luton 4-3. Or Villa outplaying City and leapfrogging them in the table. […]