GW32 REVIEW – The return of the Prince.

Gameweek 32 posed a real FFUKing captaincy dilemma for FPL managers, with Cole Palmer (£6.1m) leading as the favoured choice among 37% of the top 250,000 managers, followed by Mohamed Salah (£13.4m) at 28%, Erling Haaland (£14.3m) at 17%, and Son Heung-min (£10.1m) at 13%. Ultimately, Salah and Haaland both scored, earning eight points each, […]

GW23 REVIEW – The Unsung Haulers

And that’s and a wrap for GW23… or Fo-den, if you like! (sorry, but it’s going to get worse!) As many times already this season, those that reacted too quickly versus being patient seem to have been punished. Headline makers for GW23 were Ollie ‘Watto’ Watkins with a 18 point haul against a very doomed […]

GW8 REVIEW – O Captain! my Captain!

Our fearful trip is done. So, it finally happened, the GW where Haaland was not the top FFUK captain pick!! It was a win for the people, rage against the machine and a much-needed break from the norm. FFUK chips: Ignoring the ‘most transferred in player curse’ and the wise words of Mahatma Gandhi, HM […]

gw31 – eze good, eze good.

WOULD EVERYONE PLEASE STOP MISSING PENALTIES!!! 🥅⚽❌ To coin the phrase attributed to Sir Alex Ferguson (but apparently one he actually didn’t say), ‘it’s squeaky bum time’. GW31 rolled in with plenty of the same headaches all the way up until the 1100 on Saturday deadline. FFUKers were trying to decipher quotes from Erik Ten […]

GW15 – Return of the Kings

Going into GW15, the penultimate GW before the World Cup ‘break’, we were very much hitting peak ‘Ha Ha Haaland’, but as they say, he who laughs last laughs loudest… or do they?! With no early kick offs, it meant we had the excitement of FOUR, yes FOUR 1500 kick offs. But soon this excitement […]

THE FFUK Awards 21/22

The new season is nigh, players prices released, and the game is fully reloaded…’AND IT’S LIVE’! Before we all get lose our summers stuck behind green squad screens and over-analysing friendly games in the arse-end of nowhere, lets take a step back and take stock of the highs and lows of last season. It’s time […]

END OF SEASON PLAYER AWARDS – VOTE NOW

So, how are we all? Recovered? Anyone still suffered from PTSD of missing the deadline? Leaks about who’s made the coach or stayed in the team hotel? FPL Rockstar’s Klopp avatar still keeping you awake? Yep, me too! With the dust now settled on an epic, yet unique season, it’s time for the FFUK awards! […]

GW28 REVIEW – Cash is KING!

WELCOME TO THE GW28 REVIEW – CASH IS KING It was the best of times; it was the worst of times…Some times maybe good, some times maybe shit…Football, bloody hell… ~ A three-line summary of GW28! The fact I’ve got a window shorter than the Jesse Marsch new manager bounce to write this review up […]

GW15 REVIEW – World Class Trolling

WELCOME TO THE GW15 REVIEW – WORLD CLASS TROLLING So after the midweek Amazon Prime antics of GW14 and with many wounds still raw, we moved swiftly into the throws of GW15. As my boy Albie Einstein once said: Some FFUKers clearly ignored the wise words of Albert and continued to tell themselves, ‘Harry Kane […]

GW3 REVIEW – ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE

WELCOME TO THE GW3 REVIEW – ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE Hello there! It’s truly been a whirlwind start to the new season. Two GWs, in which every team has made their long awaited and emotional return to their home grounds, now in GW3 it was time for the season to settle […]