GW32 REVIEW – The return of the Prince.

Gameweek 32 posed a real FFUKing captaincy dilemma for FPL managers, with Cole Palmer (£6.1m) leading as the favoured choice among 37% of the top 250,000 managers, followed by Mohamed Salah (£13.4m) at 28%, Erling Haaland (£14.3m) at 17%, and Son Heung-min (£10.1m) at 13%. Ultimately, Salah and Haaland both scored, earning eight points each, […]

GW31 Review- hat-trick heaven

Welcome FFUKers to the GW31 review where it was hat-trick heaven for England’s golden boys, Phil Foden and Cole Palmer. I don’t know about you but Cole Palmer has ruined my entire week after I made the silly decision to pick Declan Rice over him in hopes of some good points from set pieces but […]

GW30 REVIEW – ADDICTED TO FPL

Hello FFUKers! Welcome to the GW30 Review. Introducing our song of the week Addicted To Love by Robert Palmer, father of this week’s FPL hero Cole Palmer (15pts). Addicted to FPL more like …. It was another crazy, high-scoring week in the Premier League this week – aside from the dull-athon at the Etihad only […]

THE FFUK FPL CUP

Cup season is almost upon us… This season we are using the in game cup for our official cup offering so you can all keep up to date with the latest action on the site. If you have given up on the league this season then this is an ideal alternative and with £300 split […]

GW29 REVIEW – Losing my Reguilon

WELCOME TO THE GW29 REVIEW – LOSING MY REGUILON Consider thisConsider this the hint of the centuryConsider this the slipThat brought me to my knees, failedWhat if all these fantasies comeFlailing aroundNow I’ve said too much. Poignant words from Mr. Stipe indeed which anyone on a free hit this week will certainly have felt the […]

GW28 REVIEW – DOUBLE TROUBLE

Welcome to the GW28 REVIEW – Double Trouble This game week was a bit of a FFUKing joke. Before the game week started, we were all wondering how many doublers should we get? How much should we invest? Depending on our chip strategy, should we go for Luton or Bournemouth? As I am planning a […]

GW27 REVIEW – JOIN THE CLUB

WELCOME TO THE GW27 REVIEW – JOIN THE CLUB Did you know that the number 27 represents love, tolerance, intelligence and teamwork. Intelligence and teamwork were on full show from Man City when gifting HAALAND (6) the easiest of chances to score, but the Norwegian Meat Shield tested all owners love and tolerance (especially those […]

GW26 REVIEW – BLANK SPACE

WELCOME TO THE GW26 REVIEW – BLANK SPACE How are you feeling after the first proper blank of the season? Well remember this feeling cos we do it all again with even more blanks in GW29. Thanks to King of the Covers, Ryan Adams for the sounds this week. There were no Liverpool, Chelsea, Spurs […]

GW25 REVIEW – 3 Captains & a Funeral

Well, talk about a rollercoaster ride of emotions – this week was enough to make you want to run away. Triple captain or nah? Big decisions looming like Liverpool and City double-gaming, Liverpool blanking next week, Erling Haaland juggling a funeral between matches, Salah and KDB making comebacks, and even Arsenal, the striker-less wonders, scoring […]

GW24 REVIEW – LOVEFOOL

Welcome to the GW24 REVIEW – LOVEFOOL Happy Valentines FFUKers! As I send this review out on a day that certainly splits opinions… I ask a simple question, were you a Lovefool this GW (Didn’t Captain Haaland, Benched Saka and or Saliba, had Areola in goal, ignored Jota, Diaz or Darwin even with a DGW next […]