Hey, yea, yea, yea, oh yeah FFUKers…
Annoyingly, no one scored ninety-eight!!
Liverpool won the trophy without kicking a ball on Thursday
The mojo is back for top-scoring Chris Galloway (102nd)
There’s NO Conts death-row pardon for Matt Reid (25th) of late
Ruthless and ironic… Don’t you think?
It’s the nine clean sheets that are the ‘order of the day’.
It’s the Free Hits that eleven people played
It’s the defending ‘advice’ that Norwich just didn’t take
By Everton they were out fought… It figures!
Mr. Former Champ (JDS 8th) up the table he does fly
Playing his Wildcard, Daz Russell (13th) kissed KDB (8) goodbye
Liverpool waited their whole damn life to win the Premiership fight
And as Man City crashed down Klopp thought
“Well isn’t this nice…”
A ‘tainted’ title is ironic… Don’t you think?
It’s high scoring defenders that are the ‘order of the day’
It’s the Wildcards that thirty-three people played
It’s the ‘hands-off’ advice that Fernandinho (-1) just didn’t take
Man City out-fought… It figures
Well Nick Johns (12th) has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Two ‘restart’ centuries are okay and for him everything’s going right
And football has a funny way of helping Martial (21) out when
You think post Fergie it’s all gone wrong and a 7-year-wait blows up
In your hat trick face!
A top twenty finish is not too late
High flying Roni Friel (29th) with 104pts could still make that break
It’s like ten thousand players when you’re having the season of your life
Paul Baker (1st) is man of my dreams
Rhyming in he’s Four-hundred and twenty-sixth in the world is causing me strife!!
FFUK in the top 500 is ironic… Don’t you think
A little brilliant and ironic… And, yeah, I really do think…
It’s like forty-eight Salah (11) Captains were the ‘order of the day’
A lot of your Man City players, Pep didn’t play.
It’s the ‘don’t give Maupay (-1) the ball’, the penalty he really shouldn’t take!
Wonder what Guendouzi thought… It figures
FFUK satisfaction has a funny way of sneaking up on you
The WhatsApp group has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out…
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