WELCOME TO THE GW26 REVIEW – SEVEN
I promised I would start this review with an apology to my big manc mate (Daron Russell 41st) but there really wasn’t any other way of writing this review and not mentioning it!!!!!!!
The pre GW bants was all about what chip strategy which resulted in 53 wildcards being wielded in anger. How many of those got rid of Salah??? More on him in a minute.
And so to the action. (NB- I was up a Mountain on Saturday training for Everest) Pretty sure that is 1 of the SEVEN wonders of the world??? – Isn’t it?!
Anyway, City/Newcastle got us underway. The Norwegian meat shield disappointed his owners with just an assist. Foden top scored with 11 and there were SEVEN bps handed out with Ederson (7) and Dias (7) claiming 1 a piece.
Arsenal left in late, (SEVEN minutes into injury time to be quite precise) to come back from from 2 nil down to beat Bournemouth. A stunner from Reiss Nelson (11) was the pick of the goals and enough for him to grab 1 bps for every SEVEN minutes he was on the pitch!
There was also SEVEN bps handed out to the Aston Villa defence in their 1 nil win over Palace. Nothing much else to report there!
Down on the South Coast West Ham were at sixes and SEVENs in losing 4-0 at Brighton. The main point to take out of this was why I decided to leave Mitoma (13) on my Wildcard bench?!
Chelsea beat dirty Leeds by a single goal from Wesley Fofana. I’m pretty sure they paid SEVENty odd million for him?! Seriously? You couldn’t write this shit!
At Wolves it was all about their number thirty SEVEN with Adama Traore (6) getting the only goal of the game and world class Harry Kane (2) blanking for only the SEVENth time this season!!!
And finally on Saturday we were back on the South Coast to witness JWP miss a penalty and Danny Ward top score on 11 points. Obviously JWP has broke a mirror somewhere recently?!
And so to Sunday…..
Everton threw away a lead twice and all I can actually hope for is a SEVENteenth place finish this year. Enough said!
Liverpool then welcomed Man United to Anfield. SEVEN FFUKING NIL. Out of respect to my big mate I will leave this where it is and say no more. I wouldn’t want to rub it in!
And finally…..
Monday night. Every FFUKer knew Chris needed a lucky number SEVEN to survive the conts. Unfortunately it wasn’t to be. Ivan Toney scored in a 3-2 Brentford win. I think that would’ve been slightly more than SEVEN/1.
FFUK Update…..
John Harper remains top having scored sixty SEVEN points this week!
Top scorer in the league was Gavin Woods (222nd) with 96 points.
As mentioned the Boss is now out…..
Clearly Chris is not in SEVENth heaven!!!
Laters
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PS – can’t wait to hear how many of you FFUKers actually look at how many minutes Reiss Nelson played for & how many check out WCH’s (World Class Harry) blanks!!!!!!!
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