WELCOME TO THE GW35 REVIEW – MAY THE 4th BE WITH YOU
Happy Star Wars Day FFUKers
Like any other Star Wars Story we start with the Dark Side.
The early kick off featuring the reds away to Newcastle. The team news was all important for FFUKers with TAA (0) & Salah (1) benched. How many early kick off captain fails was that?!
Then in a galaxy far far away the 3 o’clocks gave us:
Norwich lose. This Is The Way. This time 2-0 to Villa. The Villains (that’d be the Empire then?!) ran out 2 nil winners with Watkins (9) Ings (8) & Digne (8) doing the damage.
Soton vs CP – Kinda like the Phanton Menace. No one really cares! JWP probably did something tho.
Watford vs Burnley – Tough for me to talk about this one. Where are Burnley getting this late season fight from? Cork & Brownhill (10), like Gold Leader and Red Leader – standing by!
Wolves vs Brighton – Kinda like Attack of the Clones. No one really cares! Bissouma (11) scored more points than he has done in the last 10 weeks.
Our final game on Saturday was like watching an AT-AT attack Hoth. There was no Luke ‘Bamford’ Skywalker to save Leeds as City ran riot. How many FFUkers were counting on Darth KDB turning up tho? Dias (12) top scored btw.
And so we turn to Sunday.
The biggy. Everton Chelsea.
The New Hope – Frank Lampard and his band of Rebels shocked the might of Thomas Tuchel’s Chelsea.
Richy (8) and Englands No 1 (10) top scored.
Obviously the real star of the show here was this guy…………….
These aren’t the balls you’re looking for!!!
Elsewhere on Sunday, that’s no moon, it’s Heung-Min Son (19) as Spurs battered Leicester. Kane (6) and Kulusevski (8) were also among the points.
The Death Star Gunners outgunned the plucky X wings of West Ham. Gabriel (11) top scored. Jarred ‘Red 5’ Bowen on the score sheet again. You’re welcome Bakes!!!
Finally Monday at Old Trafford, Revenge of the Sith. The Sith Lord himself was back at it again. Ronny (7) but was outscored by Varane (14) & Telles (12).
The stars of the GW
And so to the conts. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany.
It saddens me to say that Statto himself is the fall guy this week. The aforementioned KDB (0) as captain and Mo (1) as vice was probably enough to seal Steve’s fate.
Are any of the remaining conts going to go all Rogue 1 with the hits in these final couple of weeks?
Finally a look at the top of the table.
Brendan Ryan (1st) sails back to the top. A GW high score (before hits!) of 87 puts Brendan 26 points clear at the top.
He also still has a Free Hit in the pocket so he has to be the bookies favorite. Don’t tell me the odds!!!
That’s about enough from me.
May the Force be with you