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Welcome to the GW37 REVIEW – A WHITER SHADE OF PALE With Chris away in Poland this week, apparently interspersing work with vodka consumption, it’s down to me to deliver this week’s review. In fact Chris’ Polish hangover was that bad he said it was one of the worst one he’s ever had. But I did […]
Read More GW37 REVIEW – A WHITER SHADE OF PALEHello ladies and gents, the privilege falls to Pete Cronin this week, so here’s the GW34 review. The seasons change, and every season is different, but seemingly there is one thing that we can rely upon every season, and without fail… There will be double gameweeks and there will be HYSTERIA. Yep, true to form, […]
Read More GW34 REVIEW – HYSTERIAGood day FFUKers, it’s Pete in the seat and I’m ready for some beats. Well that was a pretty troublesome end to the month for many, especially a certain North London team who were beaten twice by City by 3 goals. A double triple if you will. A trio brace? A brace trio? Sorry that […]
Read More GW28 REVIEW – TROUBLEGood morning FFUKers, Welcome to February, and the FFUK Cup and Challenge Cup round up. For me this was all about BIG GUNS, as there were some epic battles between players in the Top 10 of the FFUK league being fought out in the Cups this month. But let’s start with a couple of big […]
Read More FEBRUARY CUPDATE – BIG GUNSThis Cupdate belongs to one man, so let’s start with him, and the Challenge Cup. Challenge Cup He probably doesn’t know he’s beating last season’s FFUK league winner by 57 points, and he probably won’t read this either. In fairness, it would probably be best if no one actually told James Page-Chatton (85th) that he’s beating […]
Read More JANUARY CUPDATE – THE DADDYThere are a lot of big names through in the FFUK Cup!!! Commiserations to all who fell foul of the first round but for those who got though, they will face a test in Round 2. Special commiserations to Amar Shah (73rd) who lost our cup match despite successfully triple captaining a Kane hat trick […]
Read More NEW YEAR CUPDATEMERRY CHRISTMAS FFUKers! When I woke up this morning it felt like there was something special in the air. Dreams of Harry Kane hat tricks (17), goals and assists from Aguero (16) and Sterling (13), even Chupo-Moting (13) and Gross (11) getting into the festive spirit. I looked around and there were not only scores […]
Read More GW19 REVIEW – MERRY CHRISTMASWith a very short turn around this month, and the sheer volume of fixtures to cover, I won’t be going into depth analysing the Challenge Cup scores or fixtures. Good news for half of you – you are through. Bad news for the other half – you’re out. There were no draws, and plenty of […]
Read More NOVEMBER CHALLENGE CUPDATEYou may be thrown by the title but in fact this week’s review is not in tribute to Daron Russell (15th), Jamie Stewart (2nd), or even my main man Christopher Galloway (99th). Nope, sexy as these guys are, this week’s Sexy Beast is Trevor Dennison (35th) who smashed it this week with 82 points. Trevor […]
Read More GW14 REVIEW – SEXY BEASTWell it’s that time of year again, the fixtures are coming thick and fast so Chris has asked me to slide into his seat, and see what it’s like being him for a week. Fortunately he has big trousers, and we can also share our current FPL form too. Anyway, strap in, it’s gonna be […]
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