GW13 REVIEW – Lucky man

GW13 Review – Unlucky for some, but maybe he is a LUCKY MAN! When I delved into the Lyrics for LUCKY MAN by the Verve, it kicked off with ‘its life, its life, its life’ – I think this is a pretty solid reflection of most of our outlooks on everything FPL? Right?! I mean, […]

GW12 REVIEW – Blinding LIGHTS

WELCOME TO THE GW12 REVIEW – BLINDING FFUKing LIGHTS…… We woke on post IB day Friday rubbing our eyes, what had we witnessed, we had been Blinded by a ‘world class’ Harry Kane, scoring about 17 goals against the super powers and might that is San Marino & Albania!!! FPL was back. Thank FFUK. Shortly […]

GW11 Review – I Just don’t know what to do with myself

Remember GW11? Me neither. I have entered a dreamlike state where all sense of time and place cease to exist – or the international break as it’s also known. FPL managers can be spotted checking for deadlines that don’t exist and spending time with family members they had all but forgotten exist. Long postponed DIY […]

GW10 REVIEW – NIGHTMARE ON FFUK STREET

WELCOME TO THE GW10 REVIEW NIGHTMARE ON FFUK STREET One, two, CONTS coming for you. Three, four, Better lock your door Five, six, grab a crucifix. Seven, eight, Gonna stay up late. Nine, ten, Never CONT’ing again… At the start of the season the FFUK admin crew grappled with the logistical challenge of creating CONTs […]

GW9 REVIEW – FALL TO PIECES

WELCOME TO THE GW 9 REVIEW – FALL TO PIECES This GW was defined my those that ‘fell to pieces‘! Without further ado, hello Man Utd 👋 Definition of ‘Fall to Pieces’: – ‘to break up, come apart or disintegrate’ Pretty much sums things up! Liverpool were ruthless, Utd toothless. This brings us nicely onto […]

GW7 Review – BallinG

WELCOME TO THE GW7 REVIEW BALLING So here we go again, it’s that time of the season. I have pressed the button. An awful showing in GW6 had left me biting my fingernails right up until the final whistle of the last game. Crystal Palace 1- Brighton 1 had seen me scrape through the Conts […]

GW6 REVIEW – our House

WELCOME TO THE GW6 REVIEW OUR HOUSE Hi FFUKers, Welcome to my FPL GW6 review – Our Hause (in the middle of defence) Sorry its so short, but at least it will be over soon and it won’t be painful. I’ve definitely said that before… My review is like a Manchester United penalty. Late, Sh*t […]

GW5 Review – Its a funny old game!

WELCOME TO THE GW 5 REVIEW “It’s a funny old game” RIP JIMMY GREAVES Afternoon Ffukers – With the sad news of the passing of Jimmy Greaves this weekend there was only one title and one song that came to mind – the theme tune to Saint and Greavsie!. Although being born in the late […]

GW2 REVIEW – THE ORIGINAL FIRE

WELCOME TO THE GW2 REVIEW – THE ORIGINAL FIRE Some fires burn bright and fade, but the simmering embers of FFUK have once again lay dormant through summer, fervently watching the news and planning the ultimate team until suddenly last week they burnt into the fantasy football flames of that original fire we love. And […]

GW1 REVIEW – (BANG A GONG) GET IT ON

Welcome to the GW1 REVIEW BANG A GONG GET IT ON Whoosh what an opening weekend that was. Bang a Gong and we are off. Goals all over the shop. The season is officially underway and if it carries on like this weekend then we are in for a treat. Before we get to the […]