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Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me. I lift my lamp beside the golden door …… to the Milk Plate! The Statue of Liberty knows her fantasy football (even if she is French!). She knows […]
Read More MILK PLATE – ROUND 1 DRAWWith the start of the October Gamemonth a few weeks ago came the start of the FFUK Cup. And what a funny old Gamemonth it is! First of all it’s only three weeks long – brutal if you have have a bad week in there. Secondly scoring has been almost apocalyptically low, and that means, […]
Read More CUPDATE – ROUND 1 STANDINGSWelcome to the GW9 REVIEW – SHOUT FFUK. Shout. Let it all out. These are the things I could do without. Oh Come on. The above is a polite version of what happened over the weekend. Thanks to Tears for Fears for the song, the season playlist has been updated for your listening pleasure. Another […]
Read More GW9 REVIEW – SHOUTPLAYER OWNERSHIP – REBOOTED Stats, eh? You can interpret them any way you like. But when the figures are there, staring you in the face in black and white, they just can’t be argued with. Which is just as well if you’re a fantasy football manager (think I can safely say that’s everyone reading this). […]
Read More PLAYER OWNERSHIP – REBOOTEDWelcome to the GW8 REVIEW – SMILE Smile,Though your heart is achin’Smile,Even though it’s breakin’When there are are clouds in the skyYou’ll get by… If you smileThrough your fear and sorrowSmile,And maybe tomorrowYou’ll see the sun come shinin’ through,For you… If you have seen the excellent new movie JOKER you will recognise this one. Who […]
Read More GW8 REVIEW – SMILEThe October Gamemonth is almost upon us which can only mean one thing …. the cups are here, in all their magnificent glory! The draw has been made for the 1st round of the FFUK CUP, check it out here. So do the only sensible thing and check out your opponent’s squad forthwith! Looking down […]
Read More CUPDATE – COUNTDOWN TO ROUND 1WELCOME TO THE GW7 REVIEW – DISAPPOINTED FPL can be a cruel game. Actually, perhaps that’s the key – if we thought of it as just a game where the outcome didn’t really matter, it definitely wouldn’t be as cruel. But to us FFUKers it’s more than just a game. Considering how cruel a game […]
Read More GW7 REVIEW – DISAPPOINTEDWelcome to the GW6 REVIEW – BEAUTIFUL DAY As unseasonably warm weather swept across the country, Man City certainly made hay while the sun shone scoring 8 against the hapless Watford. That adds up to 16 scoring actions in one game so it was rather surprising that Agüero (9) and Sterling (0) only were involved in 2 of them. Agsy […]
Read More GW6 REVIEW – BEAUTIFUL DAYWelcome to the GW 5 REVIEW – YELLOW This GW ‘was all YELLOW’!! The injury ravaged Canaries showed us yet again that if you’re brave, City are beatable! The Pukki-Party shows no signs of abating! A word (and apology) for Pukki (12); who is now the top FPL scorer with 49 points. Sorry mate, I’ve changed my […]
Read More GW5 REVIEW – YELLOWThe cups for FFUK will work a little differently this year, so read on to find out all the details: THE FFUK CUP One key change for season 2019/20 is that everyone in the League is entered into the FFUK Cup. The first round will take place during the October Gamemonth, with the final being […]
Read More CUPDATE – THE 3 CUPS EXPLAINED
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