GW11 REVIEW – MR JONES

Welcome to the GW11 REVIEW – MR JONES “Everything that makes him dangerous makes her love him even more!” Firstly, massive thanks to Stu Allen (123rd) for taking the reigns last week, that was a seriously good review… I had better up my game or I will be out of a job. Sackings seem to […]

PP90 Revisited

Now then FFUK-ers, I was looking at the FPL stats last night and ended up deciding to write a brief follow-up article to my pre-season PP90 article, as I know you all love stats (well, at least a couple of you do). As a quick reminder, PP90 is ‘total points’ divided by ‘minutes played’, multiplied […]

NOVEMBER CUPDATE 2017/18

It’s the moment you have all been waiting for! Yes! Finally, the Cups can begin! October was a turbulent month for many of us. When once it seemed that we were spoilt for choice, rotation seemed to kick in heavily to leave us wounded, even obliterated. The team selection rollercoaster has been in full swing, […]

GW10 REVIEW – I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW

Like masturbating with your non-dominant hand, this GW REVIEW is going to feel a little different! Chris is away at the Nuremberg Bratwurst Convention in Germany and Pete’s unusually shaped genitalia has caused quite an impression and got him extra naked life posing sessions at a gallery in Soho, London; which means I have been […]

GW9 REVIEW – FEAR

Fantastic Expectations Amazing Revelations. Welcome to the GW9 REVIEW. Have you got the FEAR? Thanks to Ian Brown for this classic FEAR, as a bonus it’s a really cool backwards video around London. This season seems to be one full of a fear of who we DON’T own in our teams. With so many premium options […]

GW8 REVIEW – INSANE

Welcome to the GW8 review. It is almost GW9 so we will have to talk about that too. Are you all ok? Surviving? Thriving? Or going slowly INSANE IN THE BRAIN? Thanks to Cypress Hill for the music this week. A classic from my teenage years, listening to Black Sunday while i write this. And […]

MEET THE FFUKERS – Episode 4

It has been a while but last night Pete and I had the opportunity to sit down and chat with 3 “expert” FFUKers. Join myself, Pete, Duncan Hannigan, Tim McEwan and Stu Allen as we look back at our GW7 performances (Sorry Dunc!) before we get into your questions. We also pick some clean sheets […]

GW7 REVIEW – DRIVE

You’ll have to excuse me guys, but Chris is working away at the moment, and has asked me to get into the driving seat at short notice. Now unfortunately, I’m feeling a bit emotional, my affection for a certain man has grown in the last day or so, and I’m not talking about a certain […]

FIFA 18 PRO CLUBS

FFUKers, during the international break we must find something to occupy us, alleviating the boredom and saving the urge to make transfers. We have a solution of sorts. Do you play FIFA on the PS4? Have you got FIFA 18 yet? If not then this probably isnt the post for you 😉 Myself and fellow […]

AYE AYE CAPTAIN

Choosing a good captain, is, I think is the most integral part of team selection each week. Did you notice how I said ‘good’ and not the best or highest scoring? If you did, ‘good’ spot!! Park that thought, sit back and read this ‘balanced’ article! A ‘good’ pick can have a hugely positive effect […]