GW 34+ REVIEW: BAKER STREET

Winding your way into Baker’s Lead This weeks tune is in honour of long time leader and world number 2007, Mr. Paul Baker (1st). But with his once mighty lead of 50+ points down to 19 are the wheels starting to come off? That’s right, we’ve entered the mind games stage of the season. ‘Squeaky […]

GW33+ REVIEW: THE BEAT GOES ON

Gameweek 33+ produced a weird set of games. Looking through the scores, there were no nil-nils, and yet the matches – the ones I watched at least – were dull AF. Maybe it’s because there are no fans. Maybe the players are just tired, or confused by playing league games in July. Or perhaps it’s […]

GW29 REVIEW – CHAOS

Welcome to the GW29 REVIEW – CHAOS Is the gameweek actually over? Head in a spin? Do you even know what day it is? The double that never was. At 1.30am this morning City announced that the final match of GW29 was off as a precaution. Fantasy managers all over the UK woke up to […]

GW28 REVIEW – BLANKETY BLANK

Gameweek 28 was the first proper ‘blank’ of the FPL season, with the League Cup Final causing Man City, Aston Villa, Arsenal and some scrubbers from Sheffield all to have the weekend off from Premier League football. And with these missing fixtures, it doesn’t take a brainiac to see where the theme for this review […]

GW27 REVIEW – CANNONBALL

Welcome to the GW27 REVIEW – CANNONBALL Still a bitter Conts taste in my mouth Still Aguero from 12 yards leaves me laced with doubt Still owning Lundstram is passé, what’s going on Still a little bit of a stamp, you fail to witness. Still a little bit of your shoulder the ball hasn’t kissed […]

GW24 REVIEW – SMASH SOMETHING

Welcome to the GW24 REVIEW – SMASH SOMETHING The first double gameweek is one of those times every fantasy manager looks forward to. There are points to be earned. Chips to play. Hits can be taken with far less guilt. And we allow ourselves to dream. However it isn’t always plain sailing. Sometimes things that […]

GW23 REVIEW – GLAD ALL OVER

Welcome to the GW23 Review – Glad All Over (some are) The theme of this week is ‘glad all over’. Well some FFUKers are and every Liverpool fan is. This song is tribute to Liverpool and Palace. The league is now beyond doubt. They are 16 points clear, game in hand and have dropped only […]

GW22 REVIEW – KILL INGS ME SOFTLY

FFUK INGS FOCUS Now there are a couple of things that happen when you play fantasy football for a long time. The first is that players, get a rep. You know what I mean, some players, everyone else does well with, not you, oh no. It doesn’t matter who it is, when you bring them […]

GW21 REVIEW – 2020 VISION

How do, folks. It’s the start of a new year and a new decade. So, let’s put everything into focus and inspect January’s first gameweek… with 2020 vision! (No originality here.) But first, an appropriately-titled track. Needing little introduction, the classic from Johnny Nash: 20 quick (re)viewpoints: 1 Jamie Vardy (0) went MIA for the […]

GW20 REVIEW – THUNDERSTRUCK

Welcome to the GW20 REVIEW – THUNDERSTRUCK ‘I was caught, in the middle of the railroad track, I looked round and I knew there was no turning back…….you’ve been Thunderstruck or Teamsheetffuked‘. As I am wiring this from the land down under in a town they like to call BrisVegas I thought, who better than […]