MILK PLATE – 1st ROUND RESULTS & 2nd ROUND DRAW

Round 1 of the Milk Plate concluded at the end of Gameweek 14 which saw the culmination of the November Gamemonth. Round 2 is already officially under with Gameweek 15 marking the start of the marathon December Gamemonth – six Gameweeks in this one so you might want to be wary of going too hard […]

CUPDATE – FFUK CUP 2nd ROUND RESULTS & 3rd ROUND DRAW

Gameweek 14 ended with a flurry of activity as there was only a two-day turnaround to get our teams in shape for Gameweek 15. It also signalling the end of a Gamemonth (November) we had just a day to wrap up the results of Round 2 and complete the draw for round 3 – you’ll […]

GW 14 REVIEW – MANIC MONDAY

Welcome to the GW14 Review – Manic Monday This week’s ditty is in honor of the quick turnaround us managers have to do between the end of GW 14 on Sunday and the start of GW 15 on Tuesday. Throw in the climax to one round of the cup, the draw for the next round […]

THE FFUK CHAMPIONS LEAGUE – HOW IT WORKS

Cup 3: FFUK Champions League – How It Works As previously trailed, there will be a third cup this year for FFUK managers. The inspiration for this has always been the Champions League, and it is this real-world competition which will inform how the cup will run. The Champions League returns after Christmas during Gameweek […]

GW13 REVIEW – MAGIC BUS

Welcome to the GW13 Review – Magic Bus The tune of the week is a tribute to Jose, who seems to be much happier than he was at United. His press conferences are awesome again. Tottenham are about to ride the magic bus or at the very least park it. I thought i’d have a […]

GW12 REVIEW – TOUGH AT THE TOP

Welcome the GW12 REVIEW – TOUGH AT THE TOP Its Tough At The Top I’ve chosen this little liquid DnB classic of Lock Stock fame to sum up this game week. Citeh went from 2nd to 4th Liverpool stretching their lead to 8 points… “once I haaaad a dream” is a line in the tune […]

GW11 REVIEW – BATTERING RAM

GW11 REVIEW – BATTERING RAM Kudos to Pete Cronin (153rd) for stepping in at short notice and completing the last GW Review. He’s Chris Galloways (244th) Right-Hand Man for good reason!! Pete’s now passed the baton onto me. This will be my eighth Review; does that make me Chris’s Left-Hand Man? Hmmm, I wonder which […]

GW10 REVIEW – HELL

Who knew that Leicester would score 9 goals on Friday night. I’m not bitter. This means that x4 Leicester players hit double figures, Maddison and Barnes got amongst it too and all the defence got clean sheet points. Owning none of them hurt a little. Tim Krul saved two bloody penalties against United. Lolz. […]

MILK PLATE – ROUND 1 DRAW

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me. I lift my lamp beside the golden door …… to the Milk Plate! The Statue of Liberty knows her fantasy football (even if she is French!). She knows […]

CUPDATE – ROUND 1 STANDINGS

With the start of the October Gamemonth a few weeks ago came the start of the FFUK Cup. And what a funny old Gamemonth it is! First of all it’s only three weeks long – brutal if you have have a bad week in there. Secondly scoring has been almost apocalyptically low, and that means, […]