GW25 REVIEW – COLD HEART

WELCOME TO THE GW25 REVIEW – COLD HEART In truth it was some time ago that I volunteered to pen the Valentines Massacre Review. The bitter divorcee and Evertonian had lots of reasons to be Cold Hearted back then. Fast forward a few months and Super Frankie Lampard has replaced Rafa and this Cold Heart […]

GW24 REVIEW – Can I Kick It?

WELCOME TO THE GW24 REVIEW – CAN I KICK IT? After waiting nearly 3 weeks for the last games week to finish this one was done in 3 days, goodness me wasn’t it nice to have some football back in our lives? So, what happened? Sadly, once again the main news of the week was […]

GW23 Review – Waiting for the Ghost Train – Utter MAdness!!!

WELCOME TO THE GW23 REVIEW WAITING FOR THE TRAIN THAT NEVER COMES Welcome to the GW23 Review – I started making notes on this review 17 days ago, and like many of you – (including myself) we took a “Punt on Dennis”… Punt and Dennis (Remember these guys!) – what an absolute School Boy error […]

GW22 REVIEW – Run rabbit run… but i can’t hide!!

WELCOME TO THE GW22 REVIEW Run Rabbit Run…but I cant hide! This article was meant to be a petty story of revenge! My cousin James Downie and I have always been competitive so when he had the pleasure of writing the article the week Villa beat United earlier this season, I immediately volunteered to write […]

GW21 REVIEW – DOUBLE BUBBLE TROUBLE

WELCOME TO THE GW21 REVIEW – DOUBLE BUBBLE TROUBLE Well with GW21 finally finished and behind us, its time to reflect and review on what just happened! With the guru that is Ben Crellin whipping up a fervour amongst his disciples for the riches awaiting us with a DGW, many of us spent hours working […]

GW20 Review – I owe you nothing

WECLOME TO THE GW20 REVIEW – I OWE YOU NOTHING Well FFUKers, hope you had a great Christmas and are enjoying the last of the leftover meats! Its my pleasure to be writing the last review of 2021. “Happy New Year” everyone. I was struggling for inspiration to apply a song to this weeks review […]

GW18 REVIEW – Hotel Illness

WELCOME TO THE GW18 REVIEW – HOTEL ILLNESS It was the week that was Christmas and all was quiet… mostly because they called the bloody games off. Oh Good heaven, where is my medicine? Please check in at reception, HOTEL ILLNESS will be accommodating us all over the break and for the foreseeable future. So […]

GW16 Review – Dodgy

Welcome to the GW16 Review – Dodgy. With no fewer than 5 matches being decided by penalty this GW we witnessed something of a new record, with VAR seemingly taking the weekend off City were the most fortunate of the lot with their award to overcome a dogged 10 man Wolves side – Dodgy! The […]

GW15 REVIEW – World Class Trolling

WELCOME TO THE GW15 REVIEW – WORLD CLASS TROLLING So after the midweek Amazon Prime antics of GW14 and with many wounds still raw, we moved swiftly into the throws of GW15. As my boy Albie Einstein once said: Some FFUKers clearly ignored the wise words of Albert and continued to tell themselves, ‘Harry Kane […]

gw14 rEVIEW – Sweet disposition

WELCOME TO THE GW14 REVIEW – SWEET DISPOSITION A moment, a goalA dream aloudA booking, a cleanie goneOur rights, our wrongsTo Transfer,to hit, to hold to notA dream aloudA moment, a loveA dream aloud – of winning the cup Sweeeeet DisposItion – That’s how it felt for this writer on Tuesday night (well actually Wednesday […]