GW 25 REVIEW – YOU’RE SO VAIN

Welcome to the GW25 REVIEW – You’re so Vain No this week’s ditty isn’t in honour of the FF legend that is Leighton Baines but rather a reference to how insufferable us Liverpool fans are becoming (some might say have always been) as we smash all records. It’ll probably get worse before it gets better […]

GW19 REVIEW – RIGHT BACK

Well what a Christmas treat that GW was, full of drama, controversy and a mix of template and differential points a plenty! As its Christmas in FFUK terms AKA Boxing day fixtures I’ve given you x2 tunes to enjoy in this GWR, I hope you enjoy them as much as you did reading about Stu’s […]

GW17 REVIEW – ROLLIN IN MY 5.0

I was at the urinals in The Lamb & Flag on Thursday evening, draining the main vein. I had ‘wingmen’ either side of me. I casually glanced to the left. Hmm, impressive, he could do some damage with that I thought, as I looked at ‘Donkey Kongs’ imposing schlong! It looked like a baby’s arm […]

CUPDATE – FFUK CUP 2nd ROUND RESULTS & 3rd ROUND DRAW

Gameweek 14 ended with a flurry of activity as there was only a two-day turnaround to get our teams in shape for Gameweek 15. It also signalling the end of a Gamemonth (November) we had just a day to wrap up the results of Round 2 and complete the draw for round 3 – you’ll […]

GW12 REVIEW – TOUGH AT THE TOP

Welcome the GW12 REVIEW – TOUGH AT THE TOP Its Tough At The Top I’ve chosen this little liquid DnB classic of Lock Stock fame to sum up this game week. Citeh went from 2nd to 4th Liverpool stretching their lead to 8 points… “once I haaaad a dream” is a line in the tune […]

GW10 REVIEW – HELL

Who knew that Leicester would score 9 goals on Friday night. I’m not bitter. This means that x4 Leicester players hit double figures, Maddison and Barnes got amongst it too and all the defence got clean sheet points. Owning none of them hurt a little. Tim Krul saved two bloody penalties against United. Lolz. […]

CUPDATE – ROUND 1 STANDINGS

With the start of the October Gamemonth a few weeks ago came the start of the FFUK Cup. And what a funny old Gamemonth it is! First of all it’s only three weeks long – brutal if you have have a bad week in there. Secondly scoring has been almost apocalyptically low, and that means, […]

CUPDATE – COUNTDOWN TO ROUND 1

The October Gamemonth is almost upon us which can only mean one thing …. the cups are here, in all their magnificent glory! The draw has been made for the 1st round of the FFUK CUP, check it out here. So do the only sensible thing and check out your opponent’s squad forthwith! Looking down […]

GW30 – AHA!

That was the gameweek that was GW30. For me, the gameweek finished with a phttt.That’s the sound of a disappointing wet fart. After starting well came Sunday, Bloody Sunday, wiping out any gains I’d made the day before, and pretty frustrating. So, I was reminded of my mate Alan’s reference to no one’s favourite submarine […]

CUP FIXTURES RELEASED!

In the true spirit of all things FFUK, it’s only right to soundtrack this moment. For various reasons I’ve chosen the wise words of James Brown, because sometimes you gotta get down to get up. As always, congratulations to all who made it through in the cups, and commiserations to the unlucky ones amongst you. […]