JANUARY CUPDATE – THE DADDY

This Cupdate belongs to one man, so let’s start with him, and the Challenge Cup. Challenge Cup He probably doesn’t know he’s beating last season’s FFUK league winner by 57 points, and he probably won’t read this either. In fairness, it would probably be best if no one actually told James Page-Chatton (85th) that he’s beating […]

GW24 REVIEW – MISSING

Welcome to the GW24 REVIEW – MISSING Why Missing? Other than a ffuking good excuse to use the Everything But The Girl classic track this is because I am over in Germany missing all the Premier League action and for those of us without a certain Argentinean Striker we missed out on a bucket […]

GW23 REVIEW – NEED YOU 100%

Welcome to the GW23 REVIEW – NEED YOU 100% After the disappointment of the double in 22 and a bit of FA Cup action we approached this one with trepidation. Despite our misgivings 139 FFUKers gave the armband to Harry Kane (13) once more, which I think is a record this season. Not sure on […]

JDS v SHED SEVEN – GETTING BETTER

Now then FFUK-ers, after a bit of banter on the WhatsApp group about Shed Seven I thought I’d do a mini series of articles in their honour (mainly to irritate Bakes!!). Watch out for other potential Shed Seven-based articles over the coming weeks (if I can be arsed) such as: High Hopes: a look at […]

GW22 REVIEW – SLIGHT RETURN

Welcome to the GW22 REVIEW – SLIGHT RETURN You don’t have to have the solution, you’ve got to understand the problem. And don’t go hoping for a miracle. It seems like a long time ago but it really happened. Only now can we talk about it. We strapped ourselves in with varying degrees for a […]

GW21 REVIEW – HEROES

HAPPY NEW YEAR HEROES! With little time to spare we have a lot to get through. In fact GW22 is already underway, our first double of the season. The deadline passed at 11.30 and with fuzzy heads we go into battle once again. But there is even more on the line as the Cups have […]

NEW YEAR CUPDATE

There are a lot of big names through in the FFUK Cup!!! Commiserations to all who fell foul of the first round but for those who got though, they will face a test in Round 2. Special commiserations to Amar Shah (73rd) who lost our cup match despite successfully triple captaining a Kane hat trick […]

GW20 REVIEW – WISHING ON A STAR

Welcome to the GW20 REVIEW – WISHING ON A STAR We are right in the middle of Xmas and New Year, what do you call this bit? Its hard to remember what day it is. We have eaten our own body weight in quality street by now and drank concoctions we would never dream of […]

GW19 REVIEW – MERRY CHRISTMAS

MERRY CHRISTMAS FFUKers! When I woke up this morning it felt like there was something special in the air. Dreams of Harry Kane hat tricks (17), goals and assists from Aguero (16) and Sterling (13), even Chupo-Moting (13) and Gross (11) getting into the festive spirit. I looked around and there were not only scores […]

GW18 REVIEW – COLD

Welcome to the GW18 REVIEW – COLD. As I write this full of cold it seemed the obvious theme. Massive thanks to Stu for taking the reigns last week with his Roulette Review -another cracker. In terms of a tune there were good options but I am going with a personal favourite, Aim’s Cold Water Music, which […]